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Smack Schlong Saturday

In Smack Schlong Saturday, you must nut as many times as you can. On the first hour, you must nut once, on the second, you must nut twice, and so on until you nut 24 times in the last hour of Saturday.
Smack Schlong Saturday is too hard, i mustn't sleep for the entire day!
by kastie1288thepro December 5, 2020
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Saturday Night Shirt

A shirt that gays wear to the club on Saturday nights. They tend to be extra shiny, so as to attract more dudes.
1. "Hey dude, check out all the sequins on my new Saturday night shirt. I'm totally gonna attract mad guys"

2. His Saturday night shirt looked rather gay and shiny this evening.
by poopsavage September 1, 2011
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Saturday night beaver

Saturday is the best day of the week cuz that's when I get my Saturday night beaver on.
by Gabalot July 28, 2020
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Sex Offender Saturday

When Sex Offenders are taken off the registry for one day on the third Saturday in October.
Ethan loves participating in Sex Offender Saturday.
by XxxwaltonxxX March 12, 2021
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Saturday Night Fever

The day in the 70’s where a bunch of guys banged on hot ladies at dance orgies worldwide while disco music was playing.
Most of the songs were played by The Bee Gees including Night Fever.
Ben: The 70’s we’re arguably the best time for dance orgies.
Gregory: Every Saturday was a Saturday Night Fever for these hoes.
by gregben February 18, 2022
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Saturday Play Dress

1. A dress worn in normal activities on Saturday, that was probably the dress that worn to go out on Friday night;
2. What a woman might wear to do errands on Saturday, but significantly overdressed for the occasions;
3. A dress, possibly pink, probably polyester, worn on Saturday to go for over-priced coffee, and content-free chat with friends.
I saw that ho at the gas station wearing a Saturday Play Dress, the same pink dress she wore at the club last night.
by CourtneyL May 17, 2008
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