stapes

A rare type of orange

"I love nectarines," Said Katie.
"Oh God, no," Said Anne in disagreement. "Stapes oranges are definitely my favourite.

by ilovefruit September 1, 2009

stapes

Leprechaun slang - extremely insulting leprechaun curse.

"YOU ARE A STAPES!"
"I'M GOING TO STEAL YOUR CROCK OF GOLD, ASSHOLE!"

*Scene from "The Life of A Leprechaun" by Patrick Barry

by leprtam September 1, 2009

Stapes

A large wart usually found on the left buttock. Makes it painful to sit. Caused by excessive lettuce consumption.

"Ow, my left buttock is really painful," Said Vanessa.
"It's your own fault." Said Niamh.
"What is?"
"I've bet you've got a Stapes."
"A WHAT?" Asked Vanessa, astounded.
"A large wart caused by excessive lettuce consumption. It's your own fault for eating like a rabbit."

by lettucce September 1, 2009

stapes

The sibling of a Venus Flytrap. Likes to eat staples.

"That flower just ate my homework!"
"That's because it's a stapes."

by flowerpoewer September 1, 2009

Staple Remover

Pinch girls taint with one finger in ass and the other in puss, trying to pinch it together.

I gave her the staple remover last night.

by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011

Swap daddy

When u r ballin out of control and u sink a sick 3 or somthin like that, in a sense becoming the daddy of that particular situation or moment in time. SWAP DADDAY!

guy 1: yo dude i just ordered 3 pizzas their all getting delivered right away and i didn't even have to tip the delivery nigga cus i won a contest and it was all free, do u like pepperoni
guy 2: fuck yea, eats a slice
guy 1: SWAP DADDY

by tomtomson005 December 31, 2016

Swaap

When you are eating chicken parm and brownies at 2am. And then your mom runs in thinking your choking, but really your laughing so hard that your insides hurt. She yells at you, and whats said is "good to know your listening in on us". This word is used whenever you cant figure out what word to use in a sentance.

1. I'd Swaap that
2. After i swaap-ed that, it was clean
3. what the swaap

by YASHIVA February 8, 2013