swollen colon

When your asshole is inflamed, torn, & bleeding profusely due to many rigorous anal fucks by multitudes of men.

That bitch sure does have a swollen colon, after all she just got clusterfucked by a dozen dudes.

by sikwill October 20, 2005

swole

Being jacked

Just got back from liftin some weights gettin swole

by Anonymous June 2, 2003

Swole Dick

A dick that is swollen from extra sexcular activities.

Man my swole dick hurts from that hoe burger last night.

by hotmuppetjuice March 12, 2009

swole

the fact that you are ripped, cut, buff, and or muscular as shit! hitting the gym hard and every day.

girl 1: omg have you seen Raul!?

girl 2: YES he's so swole! <3

by racer00 July 25, 2011

Swollen Knuckle

The act of pinching one's scrotum between the fingers so a testicle is forced out between the knuckles, resulting in an apparent swollen knuckle.

Dude, I think I broke my finger. (Looking down at Swollen Knuckle) No wait, its just my testicle.

by Phibernaut June 27, 2009

swolay

1. A versatile adjective used to illustrate one of many characteristics of or relating to the swagger of a college kid.

2. an overly enthusiastic expression of one's current state of swag.

3. A level of intoxication that can only be reached on shutter island.

1. Damn girl let me get your number, you lookin extra swolay tonight.

2. Swolay!

3. Bro, those 20 jello shots got me feelin swolay.

by [e-mail] April 19, 2011

Swolly Effect

When someone does something so retarded you start to question life.

How did he fuck that up so bad? it's the Swolly Effect.

by lynxist January 25, 2020