swifties

Swifties are fans of Taylor Swift. The third scariest nation of fans after directioners and belibers. Swifties can find out most of Taylor's personal information.

directioners: i know the boys' blood types
belibers: i know Justin's phone number

swifties: i know where Taylor lives

by amandaisnotme May 12, 2013

swafty

Technically a mix of the words "swift" and "crafty", but you know what kind of definition you want to make of it. :

"Daaayuum shawty you so swafty!"

by a swafty shawty October 18, 2008

Taylor Swift

A beautiful, blonde girl who is an american country/pop singer and songwriter. Many often target her as a slut because she writes about love. Swift is just a young woman who deserves everything she has because she has made millions of her fans happy and has saved many people's lives. Her songs are amazing, and the people who hate on her are mostly directioners because she dated Harry Styles. And that is really stupid.

directioner: ew, it's taylor swift!1!!1! She so gross, she keep her hands off ma harry1!!11!
swiftie: do you even English?

by beautifuhl April 24, 2014

Swift

Being very quick and stealth like thunder and lightning combined, if you are truely swift when u walk across water you shouldnt even touch it.

John is very swift in Combat.

by Minister May 14, 2005

Swifties

Dedicated Swift Fans who go to any measure to make sure they know every single thing about her and who own twitter and tumblr by knowing more about Meredith than any other animal in the world.

Swifties are true fans
Swifties love Meredith

by Jill Swift December 18, 2011

Drip-shifty

the mindset/dispositions one adopts upon ingestion of the psychoactive drug LSD, assuming that he/she is a cool dude.

I got straight Drip-Shifty at that McKenzie river kid! Yadadamean?

by Dj precocious cynicism March 9, 2009

shifty shaft

Often refered to as, the misleading boner, a shifty shaft occurs when you get excited from seeing a female from her behind, but seeing her face diminishes any erection you may have had.

I had a disappointing shifty shaft the other day on the side walks of the Flush Factory.

by Whistlefister January 29, 2018