When taking a dump, a swamp monster is when you have diarrhea with the exception of one large turd. The turd then lurks beneath your brown-green diarrhea as a swamp monster would in a swamp.
guy one: dude i had a major swamp monster today!
guy two: nuh uh dude thats sick! did you name it?
guy one: yeah..shitzilla
guy two: nuh uh dude thats sick! did you name it?
guy one: yeah..shitzilla
by leemo20 September 5, 2009
Get the Swamp Monstermug. is an ugly fat bitch!!!!!
by samtheman4808 April 28, 2008
Get the swamp cowmug. It’s literally just a sweaty ass. Or when you shit yourself and it’s mushy in there. Pretty gross bro
by chichimon March 13, 2019
Get the Swamp assmug. a messy murky twat w/ a foul smelling gassy fog escaping from it all sloppy and nasty & swamp like, it kinda explains itself!!
by GiddyUpBaby February 17, 2010
Get the swamp twatmug. The act of checking ones ass crack and general crotch area for sweat or other moisture by visiting the bathroom and swiping the area with toilet paper, paper towel, tissue, or other form of absorbing material. See swamp ass
After an evening of dancing at the club on a hot summer night Darrell heads to the bathroom for a swamp check.
(in the unlikely event that he takes home a woman and gets lucky) He hopes to avoid any embarassment that could arise due to the swamp ass and funk that has accumulated in his crack and crotch.
(in the unlikely event that he takes home a woman and gets lucky) He hopes to avoid any embarassment that could arise due to the swamp ass and funk that has accumulated in his crack and crotch.
by m chen May 15, 2008
Get the swamp checkmug. by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Get the swamp dogmug. A state of being after general uncleanliness leading to so much sweat that one's lower region could possibly produce the vegetation and smell of a swamp.
by DJBigD May 7, 2012
Get the Swamp-assmug.