deceptive stoner 

A stoner who doesn't look like your stereotypical stoner. Instead, they often have a clean cut look similar to a business professional. They wear nice clothes, keep their hair short and combed, act serious about their job, and stay away from anything that would be associated with being a stoner, such as Rasta clothing. Deceptive stoners are everywhere in the business world, and are almost impossible to spot without knowing them first.

Bill: Wow Brad, you don't look like a stoner anymore! Why did you change your look?
Brad: Well my parents are coming over, so I'm going for that deceptive stoner look

deceptive stoner by That1BrownGuy June 12, 2016

roll in the stones 

An action necessary when a female's vagina is so stretched that you must also insert your balls to fill her.

Janet's twat was so cavernous, i was compelled to roll in the stones to satisfy her.

roll in the stones by HawkeyeBigDog August 17, 2017

stoner 

Slang/Street term used to define someone who enjoys smoking marijuana on a daily basis. The common stoner, contrary to popular belief of excessive laziness, trouble making, or having a negative impact on society. In reality the common stoner is none of the above, they are often friendly, laid back, and understanding.

traveler - hey can you tell me how to get to East 12th Street from here?
stoner - yeah man no problem, now all you gotta do is take a left at Knoxville, go straight about a mile then you will hit a stop light and if you went over railroad tracks you went too far man. Now when your at the stoplight take a right then the first left and your on east 12th street dude.
travelers wife - wow that man was really friendly.
traveler - yeah, i think thats what the kids today call a stoner.

stoner by jamesNjosh January 14, 2008

Stoner 

Someone who thinks absolutely any problem, no matter how severe can be solved with THC.

Stoner John: I have multiple skull fractures, I need to see a doctor.
Mr Mush: Relax and hit this bong, you'll be fine. The best cure for a concussion is a little mushin'.

Stoner by Mr Mush July 7, 2008

Stoner Handshake 

The act of passing marijuana or money during a handshake between a dealer and buyer to make the drug deal inconspicuous.

Dude 1: Did you even give him the money bro?

Dude 2: Yeah man, i gave him a stoner handshake!

Stoner Handshake by treythetruth13 September 30, 2010

stones throw tip 

The state of becoming whack from a previously positive status.

The etymology of the term stems from the unfortunate Stones Throw record label, notable as the final resting place of once-good producers such as JDilla and Madlib.

"Yo brandon, that last beat you did was on the stones throw tip."

stones throw tip by vramfoo1 January 2, 2009

stoner magic 

The immense good luck you have while being under the influence of marijuana.

Making rediculous catches,correctly predicting future events,and all around amazing good luck. it IS the stoner magic

stoner magic by 420ronpaul420 November 28, 2009