orange blossom special

The award that goes to the first Pride of the Southland Marching Band member who has sex with one of Dr. Sousa's daughters. Winner recieves a plauqe.Also, Major will speak at that persons funeral. Which will be as soon as Dr. Sousa finds out.

"Man, I got the orange blossom special"
"oh crap, youd better leave the country, no, wait, Dr. Sousa will still hunt you down!"

by Atlas' Rage April 13, 2005

Landlord Special

The Landlord Special is that special poorly done touch that landlords add to their homes by trying to repair things themselves.

"My landlord refused to hire a plumber so now I'm stuck with that landlord special."

by Alex M&D May 18, 2022

special military operation

The Russian equivalent of "bringing democracy to Iraq."

"I am authorizing a special military operation in Ukraine." - Vladimir Putin

by cuddlycritter22 March 11, 2022

Joan Collins special

n. The act of cheating, duping, or screwing someone.

Homer Simpson: "The Phone Company is bamboozling us!"

Moe : "Homer's right! We're gettin' the Joan Collins special!"

by Foreverzero3 January 30, 2006

Closed Species

When someone has the idea for a species then decides to make people pay them money in order to make their own.

Girl 1: Hey, check out this drawing I made of a dog/sushi hybrid!

Girl 2: Sorry, sushidogs are a closed species, you need to pay someone online $35 to draw your idea...

by Lemmy-Lo June 4, 2020

Speckling

To hide one (or more) bottles of the horrible english beer "Old Speckled Hen" in a friend's residence. When more than one bottle is being hidden it is customary to place one bottle in an obvious location, thus alerting the "victim" that they have been speckled and another bottle has been hidden more cleverly.

"While I was away visiting family in Ohio my friends were speckling me!"

by Rita247 December 5, 2011

Special Friend

A special friend is a relationship, beyond usual terms of being friends, perhaps a sexual relationship.

I am in love with my special friend.

by Silent Barracuda August 27, 2021