A person who advocates a combination of socialism and capitalism. This is someone who accepts that capitalism is a the basic economic system of humanity, but believes that strict governmental oversight is necessary to maintain the sustainability and fairness of the system. Tags: socialism, capitalism, social, justice, political, economy, economics, sjw
by edward oleander December 31, 2015
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by Alchemizt April 4, 2020
Get the Socialdistancingvert mug.Socialism is when the government does stuff, and the more stuff it does the more socialist it is, and when it does a whole lotta stuff, that's called communism?
by geckomaxz January 10, 2021
Get the Socialism mug.Socialism is a system of government for lazy losers who are to stupid or lazy to earn their own living and would rather latch onto those who made a place for themselves in society and take their earnings. Much like a flea taking blood from its host.
Hey did you see that that idiot? She's a socialist she'd rather sit on her ass instead of be a member of society. What a fucking retard for supporting socialism.
by SuperCringe69 March 8, 2023
Get the Socialism mug.Umbrella socialism - It is a common illusion that umbrellas are not exclusively personal belongings but socially-owned items that should be shared by anyone else, not just by the supposed owners, contributing to radically reducing a sense of guilt that using others' without any permission is a clear case of theft.
"Hey, that's not your umbrella, is it? I saw that in the umbrella stand at the cafe, when we went in"
"I steal theirs, as they steal mine. That's Umbrella Socialism".
"I steal theirs, as they steal mine. That's Umbrella Socialism".
by Hiroish June 22, 2014
Get the Umbrella Socialism mug.The economic system in which a government taxes and regulates businesses heavily, rather than owning the means of production. This allows the government to control and profit from said corporations without the duty of running them.
“Bernie Sanders is not a socialist. He would never suggest that the government should own all businesses”
“No, but he certainly believes in Secondhand Socialism the way he talks of Amazon’s taxes”
“No, but he certainly believes in Secondhand Socialism the way he talks of Amazon’s taxes”
by The Federal Press May 3, 2019
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Jake does not like to be called a theif or a booster so he has a more professional sounding title, Walmart return specialists.
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