A fucking dirty ass slut. A wide set vagina and a constant desire to give head are highly encouraged traits to become a smerf.
"Dude, I went to this girls house and when I walked in her room she had at least 90 used condoms hanging on the wall, I asked her what they were for and she said they were all the guys who had dicks 5 inches or bigger.............whatta smerf"
by fuck0ff January 8, 2012
Get the smerf mug.When one takes a massive dump between someone's mattress and bedspring, and then sets the whole thing on fire, leaving the owner of the bed with a crispy treat.
Lo, I abhore the smore. If only having your bed shit between and lit ablaze was as sweet as the campfire treat it was named after. Rather, it killed my cats, and smelled up the loft for a fortnight.
by J-Nast August 9, 2006
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by Jeligan May 1, 2009
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Get the smerf mug.An action made between close friends where one person, the smoofer, runs towards the other person, the smoofee, and glomps (tackle-hugs) them. The smoofer then proceeds to cuddle and kiss the smoofee. It's great fun. =D
by Reid March 28, 2004
Get the smoof mug.Hot Smore Surprise - The sex act of after shitting the male stick his dick into the females anal cavity a few times before cumming pulling out and letting the female finish you off both taking shit and cum in her mouth sucking your dick clean.
Ann turned around after making bowl movements wanting a Hot Smore Surprise to both get her feces and partners cum in her mouth.
by Rofl Face April 28, 2011
Get the Hot Smore Surprise mug.After a man climaxes in a womans/man's mouth, the person with the semen spits it up in the recently climaxed man's buttox, and licks it all up.
by zildjian2800 July 11, 2006
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