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scrunch

Noun: A real hot chick

Verb: to pick up a real hot chick
Noun- that girl is such a scrunch!

Verb: let's go scrunching
by djstatus June 7, 2009
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crunchiesmagruff

usually a male who must be extremely hairy and have an unusually tan left pinky
His ankles are the perfect shape and texture, looking as though they are lickable.
often fondled by young italian women on street corners
His ass must have the correct amount of junk, and he must walk with "the swagga"
while his package is usually compared to the state of texas, he has unusual habits such as biting peoples necks and only coming out at night(just like a vampy), that tend to scare off the ladies
therefore the only true mate for a chrunchiesmagruff would be a mermaid
mermaid-that crunchiesmagruff bit me last night and i liked it
by crunchies on yo April 28, 2009
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Itchy Scratchies

What you get when you have sex with people who have STD's.
I got the "Itchy Scratchies" and had to get some ointment from the doctor.
by Vegas March 23, 2003
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Scrunch

The combination of a scratch and a punch. A scratch- punch.
Beth kept scrunching and scrunching and scrunching Grace all day on her arm because she could.
by FRP July 7, 2010
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Crunchie

A Sock worn the morning after being used as a wank mop the night before..
Bill I'm running so low on clothes, this morning I had to put a Crunchie on.
by hellomeginty January 23, 2009
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scratchie

JOHN: Oi Bill,, im gona pop down to the offy to pick up a scratchie u comin??
BILL:Nah.
by Frank Grimes junior March 6, 2009
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