Scroll Hole

When you’re so sucked into meaningless scrolling on your phone that you can’t hear and don’t notice anything going on around you.

“What do you want for dinner? … Oi.. Oi Bro! Hellooooo? Damn she in a scroll hole.”

by anonymous December 15, 2022

speed scrolling

When you find yourself looking for an email sent weeks ago and have to to gather momentum by scrolling down really fast on the keyboard.

I was looking for that email from Kyle from 2 months ago it took ages.

You should try speed scrolling, I can get to the bottom of my email in 10secondst

by Laranna:) September 12, 2013

chain scrolling

When you have the tablet scrolling one social feed and the phone scrolling another.

Angelfire, MySpace and ICQ were Gateway 2000 apps to chain scrolling.

by Master Rob Sauce August 10, 2017

Skid Scroll

The name for the remaining roll of toilet paper after someone has wiped their ass with it and then rolled it back up rather than tearing it off and flushing it.

Tim decided it would be funny to leave a skid scroll in the dorm bathroom.

by ShitDoctor April 27, 2010

Morning-scroll

That moment in the morning when you are walking to work or sitting in public transport, so you take out your phone and go through all social media apps to see what you've missed

-Wow, opera house has collapsed. Did you see it from the bus?
-Not really. I had my morning-scroll and didn't notice anything besides my Facebook and all the posts about this.

by Dundur July 21, 2017