Screen-shit is a term used for when a person is on top of a glass table, and their partner is underneath the see-through table and the person defocates onto the glass as their partner watches for sexual arousal
by WashingtonsComb November 06, 2021
A "Screen Check" or "Screen Checking" is when a cop in a patrol vehicle brake checks when a suspect is handcuffed in the backseat. Due to the suspect being handcuffed, and hands not free to block, the suspects face will smash into the metal screen divider of the patrol car. This will cause cutting and bruising and sometimes a broken nose.
"He wasn't bloody when he left the scene. What did you do? Screen check him?"
"Oh, you know Sarg, those damn suicide squirrels."
"Oh, you know Sarg, those damn suicide squirrels."
by DissyTee18 May 03, 2014
Damnit, I have a sticky screen again
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018
A form of ejaculation and rubbing it on their chest, It really doesn't help with the sun it is purely sexual.
by snap: cahrlieasley hmu :D November 21, 2019
An entire class of people who insist on reading over your shoulder while you are working or stares at your computer screen.
It can be even more irritating then someone who reads the newspaper over your shoulder. often makign you so uncomfortable to the point where you are unable get any work done.
This class of person will often read over your shoulder trying to not be to obvious and then 30 seconds after you close your browser window or make eye contact with them will immediately look away and deny they are reading over your shoulder or have the nerve to comment on what you were doing.
It can be even more irritating then someone who reads the newspaper over your shoulder. often makign you so uncomfortable to the point where you are unable get any work done.
This class of person will often read over your shoulder trying to not be to obvious and then 30 seconds after you close your browser window or make eye contact with them will immediately look away and deny they are reading over your shoulder or have the nerve to comment on what you were doing.
"Dude! you are such a total screen perv, if i wanted to show you what was on my screen I would call you over. it's called the personal computer for a reason mind your own screen."
"umm sir, i can not work with you screen perv all over me."
"umm sir, i can not work with you screen perv all over me."
by allley June 12, 2012
There was a lovely spread on the table and the host of the dinner party was offering a toast when Jim's phone beeped and he removed it from his pocket to respond to a text message. Alice screen shamed him, by castigated him audibly.
by humanifold March 27, 2019
When you look at your phone, tablet, computer, TV, etc. screen for so long that you get a headache. Usually happens when you watch small to moderate size videos/ episodes of something that just sucks you in.
Jack: "Oh dude I watched {enter favorite YouTuber's name} on my iPhone for so long that I got a screen ache"
Claire: "That's the worst!"
Claire: "That's the worst!"
by NICEUNICORN45 April 10, 2018