Science Granniii

Derived from an episode of Bill Nye the Science Guy, in which an old lady (known as the Science Granny - spelling now changed to Granniii) shows how force works by playing tug of war with her granniii friends against nancy boys. Unfortuanutely, the Science Granniii lost. Tianna (the most amazingly hard person you can ever meet) is now known as the Science Granniii because that granniii was hard and Tianna is carrying out her legend. Kicking nancy boys into the mud the way the orginial granniii should have.

"You are the Science Granniii. Kicking down those nancy boys into mud."

by AdrianaRocks November 15, 2007

Science-politics

When a scientist disagrees with the other one's theory because he wants to be more famous.

Person a: Why he disagree with Einstein theory?

Person b: He's playing science-politics, wants to be more famous.

Person a: hahahahaha!

by Another edit November 4, 2009

Science Fuction

A story that just happens to have a science fiction premise, but is produced because some network, studio, or publishing hotshot thinks it will sell to middle America, not because it's any good.

"Mansquito" and the other SyFy original movies, like "Mr. Ed," are less science fiction than science fuction.

by Mike Boomshadow September 4, 2011

Science Justice Warrior

Another term for Science Troll. A person whom often argues from a Point of Authority without providing evidence of their own credentials. They are related to a Social Justice Warrior whom may not possess a strong position, but rather look for personal vindication and attention.

Don't be a Science Justice Warrior on my physics forum.

by heartlandmasses November 25, 2016

science fair project

The act of first placing a tube of Mentos candy inside the anus, and then quickly yet carefully sliding a newly opened Coke bottle (neck first) into the anal cavity. The participant should be on all fours with their ass up in the air with the bottle pointed upwards. The Mentos and Coke will react, and launch the Coke bottle out of the ass and high into the air like a Rocket at the Science Fair.

This project is almost guaranteed to win any Science Fair

We were in the bedroom, things were getting hot and heavy. But then I got exhausted, so I stepped out of the bedroom to get a refreshing Coke. When I came back, she had a Mentos in her hand and was pushing it in her ass. She told me she wanted me to win the Science Fair Project, so I just went with it.

by QueenAndPeasant August 9, 2017

science high school

A place where the best, smartest, cutest, and the nicest people go to discover that science is not their favorite subject. These schools have science-oriented curricula but still give their students room for their interests.

I miss my friends at the science high school...

by LetItRip016 November 21, 2020

science teacher

Do you ever look up and ur science teacher just like staring at you and he reminds you of an angry hawk so then you have to try not to laugh, but you also have to try not to cry cause you were just texting your friend and you know its impossible, but maybe just maybe he’s half robot and can see my computer screen through the back of my computer, and you think your gonna get yelled at?

person 1: "Bro don't look up."
person 2: "Why not?"
person 1: "the science teacher is staring you down."

by futurerlyhotmilf853 February 18, 2022