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salmon blanket

A word describing a woman's vagina that physically resembles two soggy pancakes hanging from a fork. This particular vagina, however, smells like salmon.
That dude was trying to get some vag in the backseat, but it smelled like salmon blanket, so he told her to get dressed and get the fuck out, but when she did his best friend just ran up and punched that bitch in the face anyways.
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Salmon Shute

a particularly stinky vagina that you get a whiff of when the occupant of the reeker walks past, it tends to remind the smeller of slippery salmon making their way downsteam to the mating grounds via a salmon shute.
by felixg123 March 11, 2010
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Salman bhoi

He has so many criminal history like hit and run, blackbuck case, keeping guns, beating woman, he has gone jail and kept with asharam for 2 nights, he has successfully destroyed career of many new talents who stand against him, he is one of the worst actor of world with zero talent VFX body and full of nepotism. His career is flop now and his rikshawala fans are disgusting recently his movie radhe collected 15cr lifetime collection disaster movie.
by Savlon bhoi May 29, 2021
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Alex Salmond Syndrome

A medical condition found in most Scottish people. As they age, their facial features are slowly absorbed and expand outwards; until they lose all distinctiveness
Barry needs to lay off the pies, he's getting Alex Salmond Syndrome
by Skating on your Brains March 29, 2017
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Salman

Hes a sexy motherfucker who gets all the girls and he has a huge cock he's a big guy and has a ton of people who love him and he's also hella hot. His closest friends are his boys nigga melon and nigga melon also has a huge cock!
Yo you know salman?
yea why?
HES A LEGEND AND HIS BOY NIGGA MELON HAS A HUGE COCK!
by szone2005 April 13, 2020
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Salmon Snatchers

Toenails damn near reaching the point of growth, clawing salmon out of the river, like a grizzly bear or eagle.
"Dude, put your kicks back on, you got some nasty salmon snatchers!"
by FatClouds October 9, 2008
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marinating salmon

An extreme sexual act in which one fills a kiddie-pool with anal lube and then both partners lay in it and "marinate" in the lube for at least 30 minutes. After marinating, the partners engage in a four hour long dirty anal sexual marathon.
Brittany is incapable of walking after our marinating salmon last Sunday.
by Dirty Sanchez 10 December 26, 2014
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