Rubber Policeman

a rubber item used to lubricate the hole

Amhad Rice had to lubricate the hole with the Rubber Policeman after we made fun of him for it

by Block 6 Chemistry September 20, 2010

Rubber Fuckies

A special code name for a condom that you plan to wear while enjoying intercourse in the shower/ hot tub.

Tom: I'mma take a shower with Natalie tonight.
Bill: Well, you better not forget the rubber fuckies!

by Witty Titties April 2, 2015

Rubber Glove Love

When you bring back a bird to your house only to find that you have run out of c*ndoms and the only thing you can find in the house as an emergency alternative are your mothers rubber washing up kitchen gloves.

My mum felt a strange wet sensation when she tried on her washing up gloves yesterday. I had done a rubber glove love session in them.

by The Smart Ass June 29, 2015

Rubber duck

Term used you are unconcerned or do not care about a situation anymore. Or when you have too many problems but you want to stay positive.

Synonym, fuck it.

guy: I'm so stressed with all these back to back exams😩😩
Other guy: relax bro. Sometimes you just gahta rubber duck

by Teyyiiiii November 8, 2020

rubber drunk goggles

The act after having a one night stand at the partners place in the middle of the night while they sleep drape the used rubber over their eyes and leave. When they wake up they will be looking through rubber drunk goggles Aka the used condom from the filthy sex the night before.

Man I gave that slut the rubber drunk goggles when I left.

by freak26180 November 29, 2010

rubber band

A clear and obvious representation of "The Struggle", man. It is a symbol of give and take, and the recoiling effects of pressure.

"So why the rubber band? It representin' the struggle, man"

by Lavid Dincul July 13, 2004

rubber patty

a new word for hockey puck.

Hey bro, sauce me that rubber patty real quick so I can snip da ched-cheds!

by bnvbvtu985,wcoiwebcweubs March 3, 2011