Rooks

An extremely nasty fart or shitting your pants

Holy shit I just rooksed in my pants

by Patches December 3, 2018

Rookie Mistake

Falling asleep at a sleepover first

falling asleep at a sleepover first = rookie mistake

by Civilian Gaming July 5, 2022

rookie mistake

Leaving your facebook account up, allowing any intruder to access your profile. This status usually includes some falsely incriminating statement about the victim.

Why does my status say '@Greg has a small penis?!'"-- "Ooooh.. sorry. Looks like you left your profile up. Rookie mistake.

by cusebofo October 21, 2010

rooked

to be beat-up or just beaten at something very badly.

"Oh shiet dawg!lemme see yer bruise meng?You done got rooked son!"

by jay January 14, 2004

joe rooke

a fat cunt with an EXTREMELY large forehead.

guy: hey joe rooke, im going to throw a shoe at your massive forehead.

Joe Rooke: ok.

by billo sadgiyev March 6, 2008

Rookied

when oneself ejaculates involentry onto another persons knee-cap.

often dissapointing for the unsusspecting person on both sides.

"hey man!!! you rookied on my knee!"

by evilshizzz March 16, 2009

rookgaard army

A Guild in a certain MMORPG that specializes in "n00bing around". They pray to the Almighty Zoltan ( God of Apples) and are frequently killing in His name.

You pay, We kill.
If bad loot, You die! >;'(

by P0oky May 6, 2004