road sluts

People who like to hog up the whole road and be a slut.

Jake: Hey Max did you see all thoose road sluts yesterday?
Max: Awe yeaah man them sluts almost ran me over!
Jake: I know dawg

by taylor5766 March 15, 2011

roadslurpee

a hickey given to someone while they are driving

Petunia gave Chad a roadslurpee while he was driving her home from the Sweet 16.

by Penelope Zane April 2, 2011

Roach Float

A pool float that floats above the water so as to keep the roach from getting wet.

Johnny you better put the roach float on its float so it doent fall in the pool and get wet you high motherfucker.

by fuckinghighasshit333 July 22, 2011

Roadcock

When you're driving on a road and wanna get freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dude, we should get some roadcock on this trip

by Aquamarible October 8, 2017

Roasted in a Beret

The act of having someone call you out for something or other whilst unrelatedly having put a lot of effort into your outfit/makeup/hair that day and feeling double the shame because of it.

Person 1: Oh, you look cute today!
Person 2: Yeah, but I came in late to class and my professor called me out for it, so I felt like I got roasted in a beret.

by themothman1966 March 25, 2019

roadfuckery

Slang description of an approach to driving that is base, aggressive and fueled by a need for one-upmanship.

Weaving his way in and out of traffic and making moves that others are unable to anticipate, while masterfully putting everyone’s lives at risk, we can see that roadfuckery is a powerfully addictive sport.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2019

roadfuckers

People willing to have public sex, right there in the dirty road, as an homage to the Beatles’ White Album.

No one will be watching us roadfuckers do it in the road!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2019