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Holy shit, did you see her? Shes a fucking rocket!
by LSDJ April 26, 2003
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Cock Rocket

When you shoot a load of semen across the room by holding onto the base of your penis while you ejaculate and then releasing your grip 2-3 seconds after cuming.
Joe shot a cock rocket across the room at maxium velocity after and intense sexual encounter with his wife.
by jojobigred July 5, 2009
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snot rocket

To blow one's nose by blocking one nostril with a finger and blowing snot from the other nostril onto the floor or ground. See Farmer Snort.
Chuck used to bike to work even in the winter and would always get a runny nose, which he would take care of with a couple of quick snot rockets in full view of the rush hour traffic.
by Johann1967 May 15, 2005
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the rocket launcher

A sex act involving a woman putting her finger in your ass while giving you a blowjob.
My girl gave me the rocket launcher yesterday, does that make me gay?
by Jawn-E-Sway July 15, 2010
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a nigga with a rocket launcher

a nigga with a rocket launcher came in HAT and 1 tapped my ass but AY i never give up so i CAME BACK with a left HOOK to the FACE and then he 1 tapped my kid so then i said YEET started FUCKIN MY dead KID shit felt so FUCKING good holy SHIT i still have flashbacks of that bitch staight HOGGIN that dick fuckin gobbling that shit fuck fuck fuck so then i rolled up back to the nigga with a rocket launcher (he 1 tapped me again) BUT THEN I GOT RESSED so i came back started fucking PICKAXIN THIS NIGGA i took his fuckin rocket launcher SHOT THAT BITCH BACK and 1 tapped him BUT THEN he gets back up and RUNS like a nigger would so i fuckin GOT MY SNIPER OUT BOOM 300M HEADSHOT NOSCOPE (ez clip) he never came back
by sl0osh May 6, 2019
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get Ricked

To follow a sloppy night of drinking with an even sloppier night of sex with "The Rick." Many a fateless (and most likely now soulless) girls have unfortunely fallen into the trap of mistaking The Rick's supposed charm at face value and overlooked that fact that they are far too intoxicated to truly be having any rational thoughts at this point. Unfortunetly for these poor ladies The Rick, due to his continuous sexcapades, plays host to more venerial diseases then a Vietnamese prostitute. In fact, several of these sexually transmitted infections have began to mutate and fuse into a singular disease known amongst the medical community as a RTD (Rick Transmitted Disease). Although the true risk of catching a RTD is currently still unknown, the consequences - both physically and mentally - are most likely profound. It is our hope as the community of Madison to pray that one day our young girls will ultimately realize the scope and breadth of this pandemic and furthermore refuse to partake in any sexual conduct with The Rick.
You see that whale from Tri-Delt at the bars last night? Yeah, she is for sure going to get Ricked tonight!
by Gregorry H December 14, 2008
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Retard Rocket

Slang term that originated in acient Rome referring to the retard form of tranportation, which during those times was a chariot with square wheels. Currently known as the short bus, which my current roommate takes to college everyday. His name is Andy.
Andy, climb your fat ass into that retard rocket or your masturbating priveleges will be taken away.
by John Molstad April 17, 2005
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