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trap retire

for someone who is retired but still care about his coin yet said "i dont care about my coin"
by goodmanxD April 30, 2021
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yuly retire

for someone who is retired and still pushing contest and got 115k contest
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mentally retired alex

Admin of cyber security workspace
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White regime

An intergovernmental military alliance between member states, of which are in Europe and North America.
Finland and Sweden moving towards possible white regime membership, bracing for Russian backlash.
by Double0hh7 April 25, 2022
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Trudy Reimer

Basically a mix of Trudy Watson, and Amy Reimer.
Alex look its Trudy Reimer!
by nooooozbeanwtb August 23, 2022
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Stealth Retirement

A stealth retirement is when you are currently working but have plans to retire or just retired. Although you still work, you operate as if you are retired. You are planning your last steps such as selling company stocks, looking for private equity liquidity, planning income needs, or have fuck you money and work for fun.

This may be done to hide from your wife and kids, or — as part of a marketing strategy — to manage your public image around friends and neighbors. The phenomenon is well known in Los Angeles because the weather is good. Normally a person would only operate in stealth retirement mode for the first couple of years. As coworkers get curious why you go on such long vacations of weeks at a time. And, neighbors get curious why your lawn is perfectly maintained and green all year round, no weeds.

"Most stealth retirees say they are in stealth retirement because they are bored. This can be a risk if the wife and kids find out because you can easily become the family bus driver."
Where's Jeff at, I thought he was coming into to work this week? I guess he's in stealth retirement, maybe he'll be back next week or so.
by jmar42 August 25, 2022
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Millennial Retirement Plan

Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.
The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.
by Zyvis X November 20, 2022
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