retarded waste of monkey-man juice

Is said of someone who has attained such a high level of stupidity that he/she is a embarassment to humanity as a whole and an obstacle to it's advancement.

- Look at this guy, he sent men and women to get killed for stupid oilfields claiming that it was for "liberty"!!

- Yeah, he's a retarded waste of monkey-man juice...

by Quartier Maître December 14, 2008

Retarded Arctic Ice Goat

Moronic Alaskan who gets the blame for losing the election for John McCain.

Sarah Palin is a Retarded Arctic Ice Goat.

by P.Kynes February 27, 2009

Retarded sex movement

A movement that seeks to help retarded people have sex.
Sometimes a sexual surrogate is use and they are ofter bussed to a legal brothal etc.

He's in the retarded sex movement.

by Judge dredd7 October 10, 2011

Retardedness

The state of being retarded; the process of being an actual retard

My dad left me because of Daniel Lvovsky's retardedness

by The Thiccest Jew June 3, 2018

Retarded

People who prefer F.R.I.E.N.D.S. over How I Met Your Mother.

P.S. : the use of the word "retarded" is offensive to libtards.

Person 1: Hey did you read Nishu Imnotgoingtousesurnameforpettyreasons' argument on Quora about how FRIENDS is better than HIMYM?

Person 2: Oh yeah, don't bother, she's retarded.

by Machinist_in_your_penis September 12, 2019

Im a fucking retarded bitch

Some random shit i made up

Im a fucking retarded bitch

by Urban killer 911 November 5, 2019

retarded monkey

1. Someone who has a plan which they consider great at the moment, but in retrospect, does not seem very good. Infact, it seems horrible.
2. A hilarious insult. Geared towards mentally ill apes and arangutangs, or more likely someone on that level.

1. "So, the Sarge said my plan had merit, but it was executed poorly."-Grif
"Bullshit, Sarge said were a retarded monkey."-Simmons
2. "Dude, you are such a retarded monkey, now how do I spell check?"-The Omega Master

by -The Omega Master February 8, 2005