Retarded

The situation where the dude who is your best friend steals your crush.

Me: "Remember when I had this crush on this girl?"

Stranger: "Yeah, what about it?"

Me: "Well, this situation is all retarded. My own best friend stole my crush, even though he knew about it."

by 1tonystark1 March 30, 2021

Retarded

Someone who looks up "Retarded" in Urban Dictionary

John looked up Retarded in Urban Dictionary

Damn. I didn't know John was Retarded

by BRUHHH Man April 9, 2021

Retard

You

Your a retard for searching retard

by Walter the dog August 7, 2020

Retarded

Any woman who attemps to end a frivolous debate with saying "periodt" at the end of a sentence. Most often without heed of wether it is sensical, meaningful, or even ends the argument.

Apparent Retard: "Real ass bitch give a fuck bout a nigga... PERIODT!"

Literally Anyone Literate: "She must be retarded" *shakes head apathetically*

by 2js.pcm March 25, 2019

Retard

A person that is slow in the head and is extremely entertaining to make fun of

Paul Di Resta you fucking reterd no one loves you, your a inceled retard baby

by CoonSwing3000 October 27, 2022

Retard

1. A person who's so dumb you might as well put them into a kindergarten to smarten up a bit (retard)
2. Person who may be dumb (in a good way) in nature, but also smart enough to act mature in most of the situations that require it (Retard)

1. Guy1 : *Says some delusional take on twitter*
Guy2 : "You're such a retard"
2. Friend1 : "Thanks man for being a Retard, you're a good friend"
Friend2 : "No problem homie *does something dumb but funny*"
Friend1 : "Hehe, had a chuckle over that one"

by Mango The Bear March 18, 2023

retarded

you

you are retarded

by lifebeater420 August 8, 2020