Skip to main content

bandito raucous

When you cause a problem on a large scale to annoy or aggravate someone.
Jeff : Hey see that Jew over there I'm gonna go tell him the Holocaust never happened.

Mike: Oh looks like Jeff is causing some bandito raucous
by Armadyl Alliance July 26, 2010
mugGet the bandito raucous mug.

Raccoon

A very cute and deadly animal the hunt in packs and are bulletproof the only way to kill them is to stun them with bullets and finish them off with a sword
Me: "hey have you heard of the raccoon killings"
My friend: "yeah, they are pretty deadly
mugGet the Raccoon mug.
Related Words

Racoco

The stripper name for girls names beginning in 'Ra.' They tend to have a sweet exterior, however, are closet freaks when it comes to sexual activities, enjoying stories about sexcapades and learning different and new techniques for giving men sexual pleasure.
Boy 1: Dude... How was your date last night?
Boy 2: She was a total racoco. She was sweet and reserved at first.. but next thing I knew she was giving me the best road head of my life
by GeorgieGirl2007 June 10, 2009
mugGet the Racoco mug.

raccoon

girl 1: Amy is such a raccoon!
girl 2: I know! She belongs on a street corner, she's so trashy!
by YoursTruly5683 January 25, 2011
mugGet the raccoon mug.

raccoon ass

A more subtle version of coonass, which in Cajun means ignorant or backwards. Coonass is derived from the French word "Coonasse" which has the same meaning.
Those raccoon asses just keeps coming up with asinine shit in the debates!!
by Vernon Conan Chan January 1, 2005
mugGet the raccoon ass mug.

Rascoon

A Rascoon is the product of the mating process between a Raccoon and a Skunk. The first of these animals were created in a laboratory in New Guinea in the year 1989 when a scientist, which name was kept from the public, decided to try and replace the Skunk race with this newly created animal. Despite the many calculations that were made before the mating/gene manipulation process, the experiment did not yield expected results. The Rascoon ended up having its excremental functions mixed with the Skunks defensive functions resulting in the secretion of a strong foul fluid (the skunks def. mech.) during the animals excremental process.

This wasn't of much importance until the scientist took note that the molecules from the Rascoon's foul odor were significantly stronger than that of a Skunk's. This would make the Rascoon faint every time it would secrete the liquid. Further studies revealed that the "fainting-odor" as it was now referred to, also made irreversible damage to their brains by killing numerous brain cells when inhaled, making the Rascoon into, what can be referred to as, a retarded animal. They have a life-span of about 1/4 compared to that of a normal Raccoon's/Skunk's due to the brain sell damage it inflicts on itself. Despite their short-lived lives, they were able to reproduce and spread through out the world. Most people don't know about this animal so when they encounter one, they will assume it's a Raccoon, a Skunk or enter a confusion between the two.
Some people may refer to themselves as Rascoons because they share the same complications as the animal and feel misunderstood.

Situation...

A person goes into the bathroom to begin their excremental process, when begun a strong foul odor is released as well. When inhaled, they faint.

After this occurrence happens more than five times and the person feels that it's harder to do simple things through out the day, they go to a doctor to see what may be wrong with them.

After the doctor hears the explanation from the patient, he proceeds to inform him/her that there is nothing that can currently be done and suggests wearing an oxygen mask while using the bathroom to reduce the amount of dead brain cells. He also tells the patient about the animal named Rascoon.

Person leaves the office and goes to eat lunch with a friend.
________________________________________________

Conversation...

Friend: "So how was the doctor visit? Did he figure out what's wrong with you"?

Person: "Yeah... I'm a Rascoon =/".
by Publix March 15, 2011
mugGet the Rascoon mug.
The beverage of choice throughout the private jet industry. commonly used to to generate enough adrenaline to cope with a typical demands in the private jet industry. also used as first aid treatment on victims of cardiac arrest at Fingers Crossed Aviation. NOTE: Beverage is trade marked and produced in large volumes exclusively for Fingers Crossed Aviation. Beverage can also be used as a substitute for jet fuel.
Dude, the client for 87 is coming over to check up on his pull out tables. The coach is brewing up a couple of gallons of Red Eyed Double Dipped, African, Blackeyed Rocky Raccoon.
by DARRYL CRUTE December 11, 2006
mugGet the Red Eyed Double Dipped, African, Blackeyed Rocky Raccoon mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email