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Furo Racecraft

A Furo racecraft is a place where you can get your racecar hacked to death. The only thing the place is good for is wasting sawzall blades. The owner is a complete douche bag that will lie to your face about the time of day.

Ironicaly, the same moron that would lie about the time of day and who claims to be so busy that he cant answer a phone, is now making clocks with his name on it. Of course, the time is never right because he has no concept of what time really is.

2. To hack something up is to "Furo" something

3. A Furo Fest is an event to try to salvage a dying business that is run by a moronic, lying, con artist.

4. A place that has hacked up more than one "famous" guys car from chicago. he's done it to many different people around the midwest

5. A "furo check" is a check that is written on a closed bank account
Famous Furo Racecraft quotes:

"Sure, I can get it done by then or maybe 6 months later"

"If my name is on it, I'll have to cut more of it apart and really fuck it up"

"Advertising is not worth my time"

"Of course it takes 4 months to cut a car up, didnt you know that?"

"sure it's done, I'll bring it out on tuesday. I just wont tell you which tuesday that it will be"

"Will you please swing on my coin purse?"
by Harold Furo March 6, 2008
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racebending

an extended practice in comics and movie and tv show adaptations from comics, novels and other sources where fictional characters and historical figures' race are changed. in the past, this used to happen in the form of caucasian actors being given the roles of black, brown and asian characters and historical figures, known today as whitewashing. nowadays the trend has shifted dramatically in what is known as blackwashing, where under the excuse of lack of diversity white characters and historical figures, important and minor, are cast (or illustrated in the case of comics and animated shows) , almost always, as afro blacks.
-dude, did you hear about the les miserables show? they made Javed black!

-what?! for the love of God, when will these people stop racebending white characters?
by elessal March 11, 2019
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Race Soldier

Any white racist who shows an unusually diabolical zeal to engage in the practice of white supremacy; these actions are likely to but do not necessarily include direct violence against black people or people who are not white.
Its likely that race soldiers will violently oppose any civil unrest stems from the police brutality protests
by MrTekKnowledge June 19, 2020
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olive race

Used in Air Force initiation rituals and some fraternities. The soldier/pledge is blindfolded, bare-assed, and squatted over a block of ice. A whistle is blown and he must find an olive (or sometimes a cherry) on the block of ice using only his ass and the screaming (and conflicting) directions of the hazers. Once he finds the olive, he must secure it by clasping it with his ass cheeks. Then he must carry it across the room while being tripped and yelled at (and he's still blindfolded). Then he must drop the olive into a dixie cup. If he misses the cup, he has to start over again. The person/pledge who takes the longest has to eat all the olives in the cup.
Jim developed frost bite on his ass after being hazed in an olive race.
by Gemini1220 January 5, 2008
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racer

1. Opposite of ricer

2. Someone who competes against someone or a timer to see who will finish first/do a course quickest.

3. Or, more simply, someone who races.
1. There was this ricer Honda Del Sol with 18" rims, two-tone paint, a Sobe can for a muffler, and a spoiler that was taller than the damn car on the deck, and there was a 5.0 Mustang with a Magnaflow exhaust, a Ford Racing crate engine, and some pretty decent 17" BBS wheels. Guess who wins? Thats right. Teh racer.

2. Michael Schumaccher, Richard Petty, Jeff Gordon, Juan Pabo Montoya, etc.

3. 2.
by zomgwtflolbbq April 21, 2007
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race chameleon

someone who can pass for many different races
Jim: hey do you know what race Kevin is? He looks asian but black at the same time.

Bob: i dont know, he must be a race chameleon.
by SneakyCambodiam April 4, 2010
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raceophile

A raceophile is a person who grooms others to identify, fear & abuse black people based on their skin colour.

Raceophilia employs similar grooming methods to paedophilia. E.g. racist grooming beginning in the early stages of infancy...teaching children that racism is normal behaviour...forcing children to view photographic or live images whilst instilling in them that people of colour should be feared...abused or murdered.

Untreated racism can lead to mental illness & lead the afflicted to become insane with hatred & sick with racism.
I can't bear to watch yet another uniformed #raceophile savage one of our children. These uncivilised degenerates need to be rehumanised, re-educated & rehabilitated.
by TBCoU December 8, 2019
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