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Red Pill Rooster

Red Pill Rooster, often found yelling at the sun till everyone wakes up.
“It’s not who did it, why did it, where did it, it’s did it really happen.

You’re on level one bro!” - Red Pill Rooster
by Texas Bear August 11, 2019
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ghetto rooster

Gunfire and/or sirens that one is awakened by in the early morning hours. The urban counterpart to the more commonly known rural, avian variety.
Tom, you look tired. Ghetto rooster wake you up too early?
by B()()T$ January 8, 2009
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Dude Rooster

Noun - A phrase that describes someone/something who is unbelievable cool. Used when other words fair to describe such an amazing person.

(Alternate spelling: Doode Rooster)
1. Andy Samberg is a Dude Rooster.

2. 'Wow, look at Frank. He thinks he's so cool. What a douchebag.'
'Yeah he is definitely NOT a Dude Rooster.'
by BagelBoyIII April 30, 2009
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douche rooster

by Uncle Redneck December 1, 2014
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Jungle Rooster

A wild college girl who smears peanut butter on walls, freezes toilet paper, and attempts to microwave paper and other flammables while under the influence of the weekend
Jesus, that Jungle Rooster almost set the dorm on fire. She's a party animal, but where does the madness end?
by Forest Rooster February 11, 2008
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Scandinavian Rooster

When a guy appears to be consoling a woman who is ralphing by pulling her hair back. Preferably, the woman is wearing a slutty skirt and she is perched at a 90 degree angle when he rips her panties aside and ass fucks the shit out of her while she's still barfing. The harder he fucks her the more puke she'll get out and consequently making the guy look good by suppling medical aid.
Nick: Dude, that girl down there looks really sick.
Pete: Yeah, she just drank some hunch punch, but it looks like that douchey scrote is going to take care of her.
Nick: Damn, she's puking like crazy
Pete: Holy shit, he's giving her the Scandinavian Rooster
Nick: She looks like she feels better already. That guy's not so bad.
by nickgolf August 3, 2008
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Wounded Rooster

Wounded Rooster (woon·did Roo·ster)

-Adjective
1. The act of vigorous penis to mouth insertion, or Blow job to the point in which the air pressure inside a woman's throat and lungs, form an involuntary noise which sounds like a rooster, under attack or in intense pain.

-Noun
2. The noise made when a woman is intensly throat fucked or gagged.
1. Eric awoke in the middle of the night, to the horrifying sound of his mother getting the ol' Wounded Rooster from his father.

2. Zach fiercely thrusted his shaft down little Sally's throat until it made the distinct sound of a poor little Wounded Rooster
by Alex April 10, 2007
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