friend to fuck ratio

The amount of times a man or woman creates conversation with the other sex and either makes friends or scores. Referred to as an achronym, the ftf ratio tracks the consistency and strength of any person's pick up skills.

Ellsworth's friend to fuck ratio couldn't be lower if he was asexual. He has been instantly thrust into any woman's friend zone.

by Boonville All Star May 12, 2009

The Ratio

the balance between the level of attractiveness and the level of asshole-ness. In short, the hotter you are the more tolerable and common dick-like behavior is. However, there are exceptions. Specifically those who seem to have a distorted self image and think they are the shit when in reality they simply look like shit. Lower levels of attractiveness can be compensated with: good sense of humor, intelligence, or kindness. But the ratio must remain balanced.

John does not adhere to The Ratio, he's fat and ugly and yet he continues to act like a douchebag. He is upsetting the ratio and is thus disgustingly unattractive.

by tamale69 May 31, 2010

Hug Height Ratio

The difference between the heights two people in a hug. The height difference between two partners should be between 3-5 inches, give or take. This allows for the shorter of the two to rest their head on the shoulder (3" or less) or somewhere in their partner's chest (5" or more), thus creating the perfect hug height ratio.

"Man, it's like impossible for me to give Emily a decent hug, we're the same height!"

"Well, maybe you should find a girl that fits the Hug Height Ratio."

by yourstrulyJCruz September 4, 2011

ratioed

(In context for Instagram); When a user who comments on a post has a reply to that comment that gets more likes than the original comment. Any comment is “ratioed” when the likes on a reply to that comment outnumber it.

*User @snowflake.em a comment on a post; gets 540 likes
*another user @codeinedream replies to that comment; gets 2540 likes on that reply
“Bro @snowflake.em just got ratioed hard on @codeinedream’s post”

by playboipinoy December 28, 2020

cubicle rations

Any type of snack food brought from home and eaten between meals while working in a cubicle in an office environment.

cheez-its, wheat thins, protein bars, atkins shakes, fig newtons, goldfish crackers, oreos, apples, cheetos.

by Devin April 19, 2004

Roto

Noun- abbriviation for rotation. Used most commonly among stoners.

Carrie: Hey, you're fucking with the roto, man. Get the hell out of here

by Stoney McGee April 18, 2007

awkward ratio

An equal number of guys and girls together, in a non-dating situation. The girls make sure it's clear they're unattached to their guy friends in public.

Why didn't Kristen come with you?

She's staying home tonight to preserve the ratio. One more girl and it would be a awkward ratio.

by Tooth Hurty September 12, 2005