Roflcock Award

This award goes to any joke or situation worth roflcocking at. Its a coveted award as things worth a roflcock are very few and far between.

Did you hear that Lorrena Bobbett joke that Jim Stewart threw down last nite?

Ya that was totally Roflcock Award material there.

by rmarz247 May 30, 2008

Rofl'ing Gun

t3h second most mcPWNAGE weapon in the universe, after the noobclear bomb. Fires a series of ROFL rounds at 5000 rounds per minute and can sustain the fire for ten minutes and may be reloaded while firing.

"man someone take out that Rofl'ing gun when it needs a reload!"

"it probably just got reloaded!"

"OH NOES!"

*rofl'd*

by tehPeanut March 12, 2008

ROFLCL

ROFLCL is a compound acronym combining ROFL, Rolling On Floor Laughing, and FLCL, Fooly Cooly, an anime.

It is a tack-on statement to ROFL that supports the fact that the one speaking is both an internet user and anime watcher. It is used as a statement by itself, like ROFL, or can also be used as an adjective (see example).

Ex. 1
"<insert witty joke here>"
"ROFLCL."

Ex. 2
"Did you see the AMVs at the kon?"
"Yeah, they were totally ROFLCL!"

by Off Duty Ninja July 3, 2008

roflao

rolling on floor laughing ass off

Bob: (tells conclusion of hilarious joke)
Me: roflao

by IllyriaIllyar March 19, 2009

Roflam

Rolling on the floor laughing and masturbating.
It is that unique mix of when something is hilarious but oddly erotic.

i roflam'd at your mom's new profile pic of her in a moomoo

by BnastyDawg March 17, 2011

roflchopper

Anything that makes one laugh hysterically while spinning around.

My ROFLCHOPPER goes SOI SOI SOI SOI pew pew pew!!!!!

by TehPwnerer101 June 14, 2008

ROFL Lizard

A lizard that says 'ROFL'. usually appears to indicate harsh weather, natural disasters or bad hair days.
It only has the mental capacity to say the word 'ROFL'.

"Hey, is that tornado getting closer?"
"ROFL"
Holy crap, it's the ROFL Lizard!

by Artien December 20, 2008