Roach Clip

When you take the penis and stick it between the big toe and the second toe essentially forming a "roach clip".

I went drinking with my girlfriend last night. We were both so drunk I did a roach clip. It was epic!

by Chaps Provolone November 30, 2010

Roach Goblin

A legendary creature known to the stoners of Williams Lake British Columbia. If one does not placate the roach goblin by occaisionally throwing a roach into the woods, the goblin has been known to nab useful items. If, however, one is careful to satisfy the Roach Goblin, he has been known to leave gifts of weed, money, pens and lighters to good little stoners.

The Roach Goblin is two feet high, and has green skin, purple eyes and blonde hair. He wears a tattered felt jacket with coat-tails, pointy blue leather shoes, grey wool socks, brown breeches, white gloves, and a red silk shirt. His hat is sky blue, peaked and adorned with three feathers, one yellow, one green and one red. He carries a ebony cane topped with an onyx sphere in his left hand. There is a golden pocket-watch in his right pocket.

Dude, toss that roach to the Roach Goblin, or you'll lose your buspass for sure.

by moonbug November 13, 2006

roach picking

When you're out of weed so you pick through all of your joint and blunt roaches to get that little bit left behind the filter.

Person #1: oh man were out or weed
Person #2: no were not, to the ashtray we have some roach picking to do!

by Baconboy414 December 12, 2016

Roach motel

When smoking a marijuana roach that gets too small to hold. You then put it burnt side up in a pipe. Preferably a glass one. And finisher off.

Dude, this roach is killing me fingers. Throw it in the roach motel. My man

by The_Zombologist February 7, 2017

roach motel

A used car dealership catering to people with bad credit. It most likely sells rattletrap older cars at inflated prices and charges exhorbitant interest rates. Buyers generally have to pay weekly or bi-weekly, as opposed to the monthly payments characteristic of legitimate lenders, and being even a few days late on a payment will trigger aggressive collections attempts and, quite possibly, repossession.

That dealership's a roach motel, avoid it at all costs.

by Peter September 29, 2005

roach card

The UK term for a piece of paper stock used at the inhaling end of a marijuana cigarette. Also called a Crutch in the states.

The spilf had a roach card to prevent suck through.

by richardsneeze June 10, 2016

roach poach

to hunt cockroaches, waterbugs or silverfish illegally for profit and/or fun

with ted's PS2 on the fritz, we decided to embark on a roach poach till that snotty little intern from greenpeace showed up and tied us all up

by Laren McLauren May 27, 2003