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Quaffle

When two or more people are in a quarrel but it is not a serious argument, more a foolish disagreement.

Blend of the two words: quarrel and kerfuffle
Person one: Were Susan and Bob in a quarrel
Person two: No, they’re having more of a quaffle though they do have horrid marital problems due to his inability to create a regular old plumbis
by BATTALIONS96 September 17, 2019
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queef_soup

queef_soup is the coolest
by secret mutual July 2, 2021
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queefcore

The aesthetic of being queef.
A phrase often used by those queefcoded and yaass, though anyone else can use it too. Only used by Swifties, however.
You’re so queefcore, Zack!”
Really, Myren? Thanks! You too :D”
by knivesout November 12, 2021
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Queef Nectar

The act of intentionally inhaling a woman’s queef for sexual gratification and ultimate arousal.
The word queef if derived from the Latin word queefus, which mean to expel air from a hidden cavity.
The act can be traced back to ancient Roman times when wealthy women realised they could enhance the sexual pleasure of their partner by expelling vaginal air for their inhalation. This was typically during the famous orgies of Rome when centurions became particularly fond of indulging in the act, often prior to heading off into battle.
Ancient manuscripts were discovered in Egypt that once deciphered described many of the Pharos wives engaged in the act with their slaves when their pharaoh husbands were away for long periods at war, but some historians doubt whether this is true. Mainly as it was forbidden for slaves to engage in any sexual activity with their masters or indeed mistress. If they had been caught certain crucifixion would have followed.
In later times the practice became widespread after the fall of the Roman Empire and was practiced throughout Gaul and Saxony.
Some say that the gypsy folk brought the practice to Great Britain around 55AD, with it becoming commonplace by the 1066 when the first King of England encountered courtiers indulging after lengthy banquets.
So it is highly likely that the Royal houses passed the practice down through the Middle Ages and it became practiced amongst common folk and local wenches would charge exorbitant fees for their clients.
It is not known whether the house of Windsor engage in the inhalation of queef nectar, but it is highly likely as they have been accused of being miscreants and deviants
by Keeno69 January 12, 2022
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Dehydration Quaff

(1.) When a very elderly man ejaculates and only a cloud of sperm comes out.

(2.) Same scenario as #1 but only occurs when a younger male whacks-off while dehydrated causing a sperm misting effect.
I was whacking-off while hiking in the desert and had a dehydration quaff because I hadn't been drinking my urine like Bear Grylls does.
by niggasteve11 March 12, 2010
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Koozie queef

The sound made when a Negra Modelo bottle is forced into a standard size beer koozie.
That wasn't me. It was a koozie queef.
by JabboDog May 3, 2014
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tumble-queef

When a large round woman releases a queef so powerful it causes here to tumble. This can be exceptionally dangerous if the queef is released at the top of a hill or flight of stairs.
Dude look at that tumble-queef go.

That was louder than a Lisa Lampanelli's tumble-queef.
by Captain-Crunch April 26, 2014
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