Quantam Shit

When you get on the porcelain throne and pump a few jams and shit until your empty.

Dude 1 : Man you never called me back

Dude 2: I was in quantam shit mode, i had katy perry playing and i was dusting off some pigs in angry birds.
Dude 1: Oh. Ok.

by LOLQUANTAM July 6, 2011

Quailtail

in regards to a womans clitoral region that has a little extra dangle and tangle. Such growth swings annoyingly around other more important areas such as the head tail on a quail; quailtail

that woman pulled a meatspin on herself with her bulbous quailtail!

by king of george July 25, 2011

Quantact

Quantum Contact

When I snap my fingers they didn't actually touch. The atoms and subatomic particles from both fingers only interacted and quantacted with each other on the quantum scale.

by i3e5l4 August 29, 2015

quantivity

A high quantity of not necessarily quality activity

When faced with disciplinary action, Mary engaged in a very high level of quantivity to prove her value to the company.

by Meric1963 August 17, 2016

quantaine

(n) a unit of measure used in instances where there is in reality no real known means of measurement in place for what is being described

CBC journalist/interviewer: "How angry were you when you found out the financial institution was taking your money without your knowledge for fifteen years?"

Interviewee: "43 quantaines."

by e-moose February 25, 2017

quantick

A person who gets a lot of girls but sometimes sleeps with his sister

You ate such a quantick

by Swagshade March 4, 2017

Quantitty

Noun: A quantity of 2,

"I'd gone to the store to get a quantitty of milk"
Read: I bought two milk

by Class5Vapor July 23, 2017