Quaffle

When she pussy farts at the breakfast table.

She thought the pancakes were awful then she's let out a quaffle

by shanagains9211 August 13, 2022

Quafftide

The single word announcement that this is the time, or season, for a drink.

Daryl: Quafftide?

Isak: Quafftide.

by D-Doggg July 1, 2023

douche-quaffle

A stupid person that when they speak sounds like a massive queef.

Everyone thinks that George is a huge douche-quaffle.

by SkarletAngel May 16, 2014

Septillion Quaffle

A planet far off in a separate universe inhabited by fleshy puddle like creatures known as Garfunkel Tiddles. They are very jolly and put on a good show doing little dances. But there’s are also Garfunkel Nipples which are very aggressive and murder numerous Garfunkel Tiddles.

“Stop playing before I kick your ass so hard you go all the way to Septillion Quaffle!”

by Quaffle King January 4, 2021

Quasfigular

Strange; odd; queer.

Something out of place.

The sighting of a grizzled man lobster is very quasfigular.

by luciferrodeo February 13, 2009

quiffel

(adj)
Showing uncommonness, or uniqueness.
Not commonly known.(often used to talk about something related to videogames)

That lamp is so quiffel.
His hat is very quiffel, it is made of metal and Styrofoam balls.
I have a quiffel fact about StarCraft.

by kickthemoney February 4, 2010

quifficient

to be quick and effcient

that was so f'ing fast it was quifficient!!

by funbobby69 February 26, 2010