Plonk

Staying in bed for an extended or exaggerated amount of time; sleeping, watching movies, or cuddling with a partner, or a group.

I feel so lazy, I plonked for 5 hours before deciding to do my laundry.

by Jack_Mier May 15, 2014

pelonis

another weird word for penis

do you wanna touch my pelonis!!

by beepboopb September 1, 2017

Stonky Plonky

Someone whos asshole is brown and rotton and has mould growing on it.

Bradley and Becky have stonky plonkys

by Adam Shitters July 15, 2018

plonker

What you call someone who is so drunk that his head hits the table and makes a loud "Plonk!"

Ingrid is such a plonker! She is smashed out of her mind!

by Boberto the Great December 3, 2007

Pylohtptwice

Pylohtptwice means Punch Your Lights Out Hit The Pavement That's What I Call Entertainment. It's from the song "Lights Out" by MSI (Mindless Self Indulgence), A rock band.

Jeff: Hey, did you hear lights out by mindless self indulgence?
carl: Yeah, PYLOHTPTWICE For The Win!!!

*Jeff And Carl Turn Up Amp And Mosh!!!*

by DarinTheN00B May 20, 2009

Plonk

When a person attempts to insert a flaccid penis during sex.

"That guy was terrible! He was too drunk and tried to plonk me"

by Butherface May 30, 2016

plinkety-plonk

too repeatedly whack someone on the head with a hammer.

`hey jim` `hey bob, guess what i did last night` `what?!` `i got plinkety-plonked` `wow, that must have felt good`

by plonker the donker September 15, 2017