Canada's Pants

America. It's Canada's pants.

America is Canada's pants.

by ChaoticXSinZ August 15, 2010

Jizz in my pants

The video opens with Samberg singing in a night club. As he is invited to Molly Sims' apartment, he prematurely ejaculates, or "jizzes in his pants", in the hallway. Taccone then ejaculates prematurely while conversing with a check-out girl, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, in a grocery store. Justin Timberlake appears as a janitor. Samberg then exits a cinématheque, when the discovery of a missed telephone call from a girl causes him to prematurely ejaculate. In another scene, Taccone is seen driving his car, listening to the radio, when a song begins to play that reminds him of a girl, and causes him to "jizz in his pants" yet again. Samberg and Taccone then sing about how they easily "jizz in their pants" from stimuli such as an alarm clock, opening a window, the truth about Bruce Willis's character (Dr. Malcolm Crowe) dying at the end of The Sixth Sense, and ingesting a grape. Next, Samberg and Taccone explain that whenever they are adjacent to women, they ejaculate prematurely, which, they say, necessitates constant wearing of condoms. Akiva Schaffer can be seen in the background at various times as the disc jockey.3

I jizz in my pants

by wambulance March 8, 2009

nigger pants

Pants worn by the American Negro that display all of the in-store tags and stickers. This enables the American Negro to soil the pants and then exchange them for new pants or the latest Air Jordan's.

Clothing store customer: "These pants smell like fried chicken and hot sauce!"
Store employee: "Those must be nigger pants."

by Common Sense 247 October 2, 2010

take off your pants and jacket

A blink-182 album that includes songs like the rock show, first date, and many other great songs. The real meaning of it was take off your pants and jack-it(as in jacking-off)

guy1- Dude have you heard take off your pants and jacket
guy2- Yah, I love to take off my pants and jack-it, to your mom

by JOE23456789 November 24, 2005

clitty mcgiggle-pants

nymphomaniac; slut; female of questionable morals

Dude, she's a total "Clitty McGiggle-pants". Just blow in her ear and you're there.

by Mr. Wundirphal May 9, 2008

Pantski

A dry rub through the pants.

My girl didnt want to go all the way, so all I got was a pantski.

by Rhino260 May 2, 2008

pantsurbate

1.the act of masturbating through the pants.
2.the act of masturbating through the pants pocket.

*Both can be done in public without notice*

1.steve-I feel pleasure when i masturbate through my pants.

2.bob-dont you mean pantsurbate, the act of masturbating through the pants!

by bradster wulfy August 25, 2008