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Pack a Putin

When you stub your toe then threaten the world with nuclear annihilation
No body takes me seriously I'm going to pack a Putin
by Vladimir Foreskin March 2, 2022
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Putin

A modern-day "Hitler"
by TheReal Vladmir Putin March 13, 2022
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Putin

Putin took Zelenskies lunch
by TBNRF8n January 16, 2023
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Putin

Non-medical term for a micro-penis.

A man with a statistically smaller penis or genitals.

A dick of small stature.
She really liked the guy, but they broke up after things got physical a she saw that he had a Putin.

It is rumored Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos built a large phallic rocket for space travel to psychologically compensate for his Putin.
by Conejo Macbunny March 18, 2022
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Putin Paradigm

A term synonymous with a Napoleonic Complex, also known as Little Man Syndrome.
Person 1: Did you just see that ripped guy in the souped up, loud pickup truck rev his engine and flip off that guy pushing his child in a stroller for no apparent reason and then peel out and speed off and cut off another car on the neighborhood street?

Person 2: Yeah, he must have a Putin Paradigm.
by Thatoneguy5678 March 7, 2022
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Putin

Dude, you're such a Putin!
by mcrobogame March 27, 2022
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Pulling a Putin

the verb “Putin” refers to taking an object from another and then smoothing it over while you know you’re wrong.
He: You never guess what happened to me last night.
She: What?
He: I was ordering a pizza and Trevor didn’t want anything. When the pizza arrived, he pulled a Putin (Pulling a Putin) on me and ate half of my pizza.
She: Wow, that’s a nasty Putin.
by Uhhhhhhidk1888 March 8, 2022
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