Pure romance 

A sexually charged feminine social group that was founded by Patty Brisben. The groups primary platform is based on the communal gathering of overly sexual or sexually deprived women who thrive on feminine fellowship and conglomerate masturbation.
They claim the organizational purpose to the group gatherings is to sell and distribute their fine personal products, but upon deeper dissection of the company structure, Pure Romance parties are simply female group Jilling fests.

Susie: "Hey Betsy, were you at the Pure Romance party last night?"

Besy: " Why yes Susie i was, Chelsea was Jilling so hard she squirted on us all!"

Pure romance by Jilling John September 25, 2010

Pure ownage 

a little something that happens when missles, bullets, and magic missles dont miss

"OOOHHHHH! DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?!? my missile went right into his Jet's thruster! That is what i call pure ownage"

"I just shot you in face once with a pistol from across the map! Thats Pure ownage"

"...dude, your magic missile killed me with one hit, i was just purely owned"

Pure ownage by Eric Fuller July 23, 2007

pure blood 

an edge kid who has never participated in substance abuse or sexual immorality.
well respected in the edge community.

Donald: Ronald, have you ever used drugs or screwed a bunch of sluts?
Ronald: Why no Donald, im a pure blood.

pure blood by xslutsmasherx April 23, 2008

Pure Annihilation

Pure Annihilation is the tree, and Adversity is the new seed.
As change has it, it seems that the tree is dying and the new seed is just beginning. Pa's days are numbered.

They also have a member named f2p fagacy, He also has a definiton, FAGGOT

Kid: Hey mommy, look at that cat dead on the road! I think its pulling a Pure Annihilation.

Mother: Yes honey, it is dead.

Pure Annihilation by Whowantstoknow?? February 2, 2008

Pure Sex 

This describes something that is cool. Sometimes preceeded by "teh".

Oh my god, that ferrari is teh pure sex!

Pure Sex by Deano 177 February 19, 2009

Pure Virgin

Someone who has never had sex or masturbated. Never had any sexual experience.

Kabrina is a Pure Virgin.

Pure Virgin by Kayleeminlo August 12, 2017

pure television 

That feeling that life is imitating television instead of the other way around. When the lighting and circumstances, and occasionally music and costume seem to obey the laws of some preternatural executive producer in the sky and subjects become witness to their lives in much the same way that they would witness a film or television show. Even when alone individuals in the thralls of "pure television" will act. It's fun when it only happens once in a while and one doesn't realize what's happened until after the fact, but if you're aware of it as it's happening? Self Hating Terror or Blissed Out Egomania are almost always the result.

(To a friend, Point out man on the subway whose clothes, hair, accessories, body language and facial grooming scream television): See that guy over there? How post modern - he's pure television!

pure television by Anemone September 19, 2005