by Bignastytaters November 19, 2013
Get the pudding creeper mug.The state of excrement after it has been placed into a bowl, mashed up into a lumpy putty-like substance, melted in the microwave for five minutes and frozen over night. It is often enjoyed with truffle butter as a dessert on Christmas day.
Person A: So, what did you have for dessert on Christmas Day?
Person B: The wife prepared us all some Shitmas Pudding, it was scrumptious!
Person A: .....
Person B: The wife prepared us all some Shitmas Pudding, it was scrumptious!
Person A: .....
by Ignatius Butterworth April 5, 2016
Get the Shitmas Pudding mug.by TreacleJC April 4, 2019
Get the Sponge Pudding mug.A sexual act, typically occurring in prison, involving several stages.
1) The aggressor wraps his member in cellophane, and anally violates the recipient (who is usually a rotund individual), usually after meal time, so that a large amount of fecal material is present.
2) The aggressor then removes the feces-coated cellophane, and inverts it, creating a "roll", filled with "pudding", which he then squeezes out, in a fashion similar to a cake decorator, to create emojis for the recipient's amusement.
3) The recipient then consumes the "pudding", while quoting Bill Cosby Jello pudding pop commercials
1) The aggressor wraps his member in cellophane, and anally violates the recipient (who is usually a rotund individual), usually after meal time, so that a large amount of fecal material is present.
2) The aggressor then removes the feces-coated cellophane, and inverts it, creating a "roll", filled with "pudding", which he then squeezes out, in a fashion similar to a cake decorator, to create emojis for the recipient's amusement.
3) The recipient then consumes the "pudding", while quoting Bill Cosby Jello pudding pop commercials
Greg hasn't been the same since Will fed him a pudding roll. Now he stares at the wall, and doesn't say anything until you show him a smiley face, then he just yells out, "It's so rich and creamy!"
by Dickshunairy April 19, 2018
Get the pudding roll mug.by Mrsoliz October 12, 2017
Get the mud pud mug.This is when you take 2 maybe even 3 packs of pudding depending on how hungry you are, lean back and pour the pudding inside your asshole. Then you let it sit there for about 4-6 minutes so it gets just the right taste(shouldnt shit for a couple of days) and then you let the person who wants it eat it out of your asshole.
by Idonteatpudding October 12, 2011
Get the Steaming Pudding mug.Jake: are you coming over or not? Me: sorry man, had to much hot sauce on my eggs this morning, now I have a bad case of the demon pudding.
by SauerCrouse51 August 26, 2017
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