noun.
1) a condition of being weak in the knees and drooly when met by an object of lust.
2) resultant wetness left in one's underwear from being in such lust
3) the juices left in one's bed after a prolonged sex session.
1) a condition of being weak in the knees and drooly when met by an object of lust.
2) resultant wetness left in one's underwear from being in such lust
3) the juices left in one's bed after a prolonged sex session.
by augratin April 28, 2007
Get the lust puddlemug. A hurry puddle is the result of a man not taking the time to shake, wipe or air dry his penis after urination, thereby causing a telltale moisture spot upon the front of his trousers. Usually aligned to the natural orientation of said penis, a hurry puddle is generally more visible on grey and khaki pants.
"Dude, wtf is on Brett's crotch?"
"The old geezer forgot to shake and got a hurry puddle. Go tell him to cover it with his iPad."
"The old geezer forgot to shake and got a hurry puddle. Go tell him to cover it with his iPad."
by TankTheFrank September 2, 2013
Get the Hurry puddlemug. When your beautiful wife sits on your face while she's on her period so you can eat her ass, while her thick blood trickles down on you.
by Mr. Becker December 22, 2016
Get the blood puddlingmug. When someone ejaculates onto some titties with such force, it creates a crater on top of the titty. The crater is filled with the ejaculate, forming a puddle tit.
by Bawlsohard February 12, 2015
Get the puddle titsmug. Mark was having a good night sex with his sister until he rolled over into the tuna puddle and almost drowned!
by Thomas broadway December 8, 2021
Get the Tuna puddlemug. by Bubble bear May 19, 2020
Get the Pillow puddlemug. by MadKingMicah June 10, 2014
Get the puddle horsemug.