Heart Progress

An annoying pedophilia group who gets butthurt when called fat. Compare them to Nazis and North Korea for maximum lulz.

Heart Progress is reason enough to bring back the Black Plague.

by j0hnd03man January 9, 2018

Proglican

Proglican - This political animal adapts with each election and change in the domestic economic landscape and world circumstances. A portmanteau combining “Progressive” and “Republican”.

I was shocked to learn Scott Brown was a Proglican - elected as a Republican but votes like a Progressive.

by SkoalJohn1 February 24, 2010

Progressive Republican

An imaginary being in the political world. This being is a man, a Republican, who has progressed the United States into a forward direction politically, economically and financially. Unfortunately, none are known to exist in the world.

-Did you hear man? We got a progressive Republican as our Governor.

-Yeah. Too bad they don't exist.

by Maxatronz January 12, 2010

IB Program

One of the most challenging high school programs, yet totally useless. IB students rarely have a life, and if they do usually do not do well in their academics. The IB curriculum is usually adapted to their specific high school, however IB students are required to write IAs in every subject, the world lit essay, and extended essay (4000 words) and complete at least 150 CAS (creative, active, service) hours.

The average IB student gets between 2-5 hours of sleep every night, due to hour long procrastination and a huge work load. They are also typically divided into at least 5 groups:
- The hard working, well doing nerd (no life)
- The hard working, not so well doing nerd (no life)
- The semi hard working, well doing normal teeny (a life)
- The "I don't give a shit" person (PARTYYY)
- The smart person who doesn't work (PARTYYYY)

Despite the different types of IB students the typical IB student is awkward. They lack the normal gossipy world of high school, and are sheltered and protected from anything that's not school-related. On top of that, whenever IB students hang out, the only thing they are able to talk about is school.

It is however to be considered, that most IB students hate the IB program and wish they could "drop out" or "drop to academic".

Example 1:

IB1: Hey __________, what's up?
IB2: Not much really, just working on my World Lit.
IB1: Oh really? And how did you do on that Math Test?
IB2: Man, so badly. Dude I hate the IB Program.

Example 2:

nonIB: Hey, how are you?

IB: Pretty good, hbu?
nonIB: Same. Did you hear about ________ and ________ breaking up? I can't believe they are over, they've been together for ever!
IB: They were in a relationship??!?!?! :O
*awkward silence*
nonIB: Man you guys in the IB Program don't hear about anything!

by IB4LIFE January 5, 2011

progidy

A stupid person who thinks they're a prodigy. But isn't.

"Kanye West is a progidy."

by dinap July 1, 2009

Proglodyte

A progressive democrat who's brain is less developed than that of any prehistoric species'.

The idiots in congress are now referring to women as "birthing people." They are such Proglodytes.

by Scrat4Freedom May 8, 2021

Vampire-Based Programming

Television shows that prominently feature vampires, werewolves, and other supernatural beings. Includes, but is not limited to, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel". Used to denote such programs without violating copyright or intellectual property rights. Abbreviated "VBP".

Did you see what happened on Vampire-Based Programming last night?

Rimmi was crestfallen because VBP was pre-empted for a presidential address.

by Pharaoh Mobius December 9, 2003