primary sexual provider

Not your girlfriend/boyfriend, but someone whom you have sex with more often than anyone else. Used in places where "booty call" is too distant, and "girl/boyfriend" is too close.

Especially helpful/appropriate if you're actively "seeing" more than one person.

Person 1 : "So.. is that your girlfriend?"
Person 2 : "Nope. She's my primary sexual provider"

by Rev. Mitcz April 9, 2007

primark

a cheapo british shop full of pushchairs, queues and angry people demanding refunds for '1 pound 50'. There aren't enough changing rooms and there are always clothes on the floor. The staff never look happy but i don't blame them!

ahhhhhh man, my 2 quid primark shirt just shrank in the wash

by heyheyaz May 1, 2006

Salty Prime Minister

A Canadian sex act performed on a man, referred to as the "Prime Minister." The man's partner covers the Prime Minister's penis in maple syrup and Pop Rocks prior to performing fellatio on him.

Robin: "Do you have any Pop Rocks?"
Ted: "No, why?"
Robin: "Have you ever heard of a Salty Prime Minister?"
Ted: "No..."
Robin: "Nevermind."

by Komodeo October 9, 2012

Noobling Prime

n. A noob to the point of being a noob where they are ungodly untolerable. Most Noobling Primes use "lol" as punctuation.

"lyk so i went lyke 2 da mall n stuff n wuz liek oh mah gawd i need dis purse lol"

"Jesus Christ! Shut up the fuck up Noobling Prime."

by Zee September 19, 2005

Prime Time

A small flavored cigar, commonly found in gas stations in packs or singles. Yummy.

"Dude, i picked up these PT's at the gas station today, but i've never had em."
"good pick man, gimme all the raspberry ones."

by tamaradical April 27, 2005

Optimus Prime

The best name for a kid

Optimus Prime, sit down and go into sleep mode

by optimus prime v2.0 October 5, 2010

primal

to get angry, to loose all self control, to be at another level of existence

holy shit, chad is going to go primal in a second

by Ænimal February 25, 2004