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Preemptive Counter-Stalking

The act of stalking a potential stalker, in order to learn everything about them, and using this information to make yourself undesirable to them, thus evading the stalker.
I think this girl that just added me on facebook is going to stalk me. I'm going to stalk her profile, so I can lie about anything we might have in common

Yeah, Preemptive counter-stalking is the way to go.
by jimmeh777 April 19, 2011
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pempsi

A very sexy woman who is also a very kind person
That girl was pempsi as hell
by Oosy June 11, 2018
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Premarital breathing

This is the worst sin ever comitted by a human-being if you ever encounter someone doing this stab them their lungs and procced to tbag their face.
Even Jesus did premarital breathing and look wat happened to him.
im sweating let me have some premarital breathing
by that is wat she said:) February 10, 2021
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premesh

gay, sexual attraction to one of the same sex - no, sexual attraction by a man to another man
"he is sooooo premesh",
"we believe in equal premesh rights"
by chuck May 13, 2005
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preemptive strike

Means an ATTACK, using information gleaned from a journey in a time machine that ascertained that THEY would have attacked US if we hadn't done it to THEM FIRST. A term of comfort, like gay and terrorist--shows the coiner (perpetrator of the Pstrike) in a GOOD light and the victim of the strike in a BAD light. An Americanism, like Neo-con for ISRAELI AGENT IN THE US GOVERNMENT.
Judge: You're charged with walking across the street and smacking this fellow in the teeth--how do you plead?

Defendant: He was looking at me funny, Judge. I suspected he was plotting to walk across to MY side of the street and hit ME. I had to hit him FIRST, to stop him. It was a preemptive strike. Not guilty.

Judge: I see. I find you obviously not guilty--case dismissed.
by Mouldoid April 15, 2007
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premature ejaculation

when a male (mainly one who wears "mighty whities") lets out sperm befor having intercourse or way befor the girl has an orgasm
she dumped me b/c i am a premature ejaculator and i didnt please her
by dre dre August 20, 2004
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preman

"-I thought Keysh came to lollapolooza.
-He did but he's trolling kidpolooza looking for a preman.
-Oh no... he's a boy lover?
-Yep."
by keeeysh August 8, 2010
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