piss like a pregnant woman

Having to piss so excruciately bad that you feel as if your bladder will bust like a pregnant woman's water.

"Guys i drank three bottles of water and now i gotta piss like a pregnant woman, i'll be back."

by weedmokers9999 September 22, 2005

pregnant with pizza

When a person is fat, you can say they're "pregnant with pizza" in order to point out and ridicule this fact.

Stephen: "Hey, Ralada has been gone for three weeks now. Did she have a baby?"
T-Tops: "No, she's just pregnant with pizza. Also, she got shot. That's why she's gone."

by SeanG May 29, 2007

pregnasauraus

When a pregnant women goes all hormonal and acts like a raging, lumbering dinosaur.

"Hey Ted, how's your wife doing with the pregnancy?"

"She was fine up until her 2nd trimester...now she's a total pregnasauraus; she won't even let me sleep with her at night!"

by chupathingy193 July 18, 2009

Pregnart

Farting while pregnant.

(8 months pregnant) : Toooooottt
Friend: What the heck was that?
(8 months pregnant) : Oh that was just a pregnart.

by Anonymous5150 November 13, 2017

Pregnant Valley

A school in pennsylvania where girls get pregnant at least every year.

John- “Hey did you here that another girl in PV is pregnant.”
Jason- “This only happens a PV that’s why we’re Pregnant Valley”

by mystery- January 25, 2019

Pregnancy

‘Bout 9 months

Pregnancy takes about nine months.

by Biggggg boyyyyys October 15, 2019

beer pregnancy

A condition where a woman temporarily develops a huge stomach, not from pregnancy or weight gain, but from ingesting copious amounts of beer.

John: "Lizzy sure let herself go, look at her beer belly!"
Mark: "Don't worry thats just her beer pregnancy, she's beer pregnant."

Lizzy: "God I look fat, thank god it's just a beer pregnancy."

by Tom Steven April 11, 2008