Postulate of the sexes

When forced to choose between either a male or female to have with on a stranded island, it is best to choose a female because you can eat a female without killing her.

Ay yo, I'm about to be stranded on an island, can you help choose some one to bring with so I can cannibalize them at some point.

Well acccording to the postulate of the sexes you should choose a female so you can eat her without killing her.

by Tar baby people December 8, 2010

posturbation

also: Posturbating

'liking' or 'upping' your own posts.

If you have to like or up your own post, it's posturbation, and you probably should have kept it to yourself anyway.

by pteryakisan October 30, 2013

Potspot

A certain sacred area where you smoke marijuana with your friends

Person 1: dude where can i smoke this?
Person 2: i'll show you my potspot follow me

by MRNUBER September 2, 2014

possum tongue

a descriptive term for an excessively large female clitorus

Man 1: how did you go last night mate, any luck with the ladies?
Man 2: Bro, I picked up this 9 and kicked her out, she had the biggest clit I've ever seen!
Man 1: ohhhhh, the old possum tongue.

by Dr_Rhodez November 23, 2016

POTS

That is an abbreviation for " Parents over the Shoulder". Usually used in chatting by teenager who yet don't have the enough privacy to talk/share or view any material with their parents around.

Pots will get back later

by Surfer March 12, 2018

potswizzler

Someone who messes with the norm, changing things like pots or switches loved pictures in someone else’s home. Or hides and replaces things, then denies all knowledge- with a believable, sweet demeanour.

Alice was a potswizzler, hiding her brothers clothes, and reordering the numbered herb pots. Before looking mystified at what had occurred.

by MonkeyTail July 24, 2019

Possum hole

To put someone or yourself in the dirt.

they put joe in the possum hole after he passed away

by XxTurd_Burglar October 12, 2019