Florida Position

To have sex on the balcony, doggie style, while the woman leans over the railing, watching the Florida sky in plain view of anyone looking up at them. If you scream too loud, you're likely to draw some unwanted attention.

There is no better way to celebrate passing the Florida Bar than to be taken hard in the Florida Position.

by floridaposition July 13, 2010

genocide position

When a woman puts her booty in the air and you jackhammer your manhood into her.

Dude, my girlfriend and I tried genocide position last night and I jizzed all over that booty.

by Mattyice & Colbeaner March 5, 2018

Call in a beer strike on our position

Introducing beer to a get together--like a baby shower, graduation party or sunday brunch--where nobody else is drinking and alcohol would be considered completely inappropriate. A beer strike will usually bring intense scorn from those around you' including your girlfriend, parents, inlaws, etc., but is the only thing that will get you through the rest of the event alive.

Gentlemen, the conversation at this baby shower has grown intolerable. I believe it’s time to "call in a beer strike on our position"

by kabukulator August 2, 2010

sexual position

Well yeah, it seems gratuitous, but still - how the hell has nobody defined this yet?

1. A position in which people have sex, or masturbate (y'know, it IS still a sexual practise).
2. The life and soul of Urban Dictionary.

For an example of a sexual position, click 'random definition' a few times; you'll get the idea.

by wiffwaff January 28, 2013

position paper

a document presenting the standpoint of a person, company or some entity, from an economic, moral or technical point of view

by Ulric Schwela July 17, 2003

Positive jamming

An act of online mob mentality whereby a group of fascist activists decide to silence the voices of those with whom they disagree, by aggressively overwhelming a forum with spam, rather than engaging in thoughtful reasoned conversation.

Billy doesn't like what they're saying on that internet forum, so he organized his fellow hactivists to assault their board with positive jamming.

by Schnorkenschneider February 14, 2014

why you look HIV positive

A comeback used when someone trys to cut on you peferably for wehn the insult begins with " why".

Damani : "Damn, why you so fat"
Kayla: : " Why you look HIV positive"
Damani: (says nothing)

by YaGirlResaa July 21, 2009