Posh wank scam

When you give yourself a posh wank but the condom rips right at the top and your cum goes everywhere.

Joe: Yesterday I gave myself a posh want but when right when I had finished I experienced a posh wank scam.
Dave: Damn dude! Your cum must have gone everywhere!

by HustleMeister August 15, 2017

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Posh brothers

Usually 2 stuck up brothers who edge eachother every night and brag about daddy’s money. As well as potentially living in the countryside think they’re superior to everybody. Secretly have romantic feelings for eachother and are closeted.

Posh brother 1: ohh posh brothers my taint is feeling rather uncomfortable

Posh brother 2: care for a pleasurable massage?

by Poshpeopleneedtogo February 15, 2023

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Posh Tarzan

To have a wank with a leopard print condom

‘Oh Barbara, he’s a real animal. Caught him having a posh Tarzan last week’

by March 15, 2023

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posh piggy

ooohh piggy now piggy posh

by minecraft pro roblox January 18, 2021

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posh cock

Classic stereotypical moron who can't live without bragging out his wealthy and 'well educated' lifestyle.

Olander Karlsson: "I am born and raised in Danderyd, you know, in Stockholm we have the best hospitals and schools in the whole Scandinavia".
Henrik: "You're such a posh cock".

by Presumably December 01, 2016

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