pork knuckle

The male version of the camel toe.

When Jeff wore his tight pants, a pork knuckle was clearly evident.

by Forbesy1242 January 18, 2008

pork bong

To Smoke (suck) the male genitalia (penis)

Your mum smoked my ol' pork bong last night

by FOOKJOOO December 21, 2003

Pork Spit

Where you have a small women with a dick in her mouth and ass being suspended in the air between two men. Who are spinning her like a pig over an open fire.

Man! Joe and I put Lisa on a pork spit last night!

by Lolerinyourpants November 13, 2009

pork squid

the act of sticking ones finger up an unsuspecting butthole

While re-tying her shoes, Kaela was pleasently surprised by a pork squid served sunny side up.

by Dan Jewell October 13, 2003

pork ape

A ape and a Pig bred together to make a super anus Pork-ape.
He also enjoys the sausage.

OMG that PORK APE just stole my Sausage!!!!!!!!

by Ublekuuh July 5, 2006

Pork Drapes

Vaginal lips. That which drapes pork. A pussy.

"She gave up the Pork Drapes and I jizzed all over those mugs".

by Bugly April 25, 2003

Pork Spin

It's a site like a rick roll in the way it's hard to close but it's just a man waving his willy about with that Dead or Alive "spin me round" song in the back ground. DO NOT go looking for it.

Pork Spin

by Jackiejackiejackie August 23, 2011