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[TK]P0NER

A person who team-kills (TK) on BF2:MC for the PS2. (Battle-field 2 Modern Combat) Usually pisses people off beyond normal levels, glitches, and kills own teammates.
TKP0NER joins a noob-room. Kills teammates until -18, kills an enemy, kills another teammate for -23. Stays in room to piss people off.

TKP0NER - "LOL"

Other people - "Screw You"

TKP0NER - "LOL"
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poaner

(n) The name given to the people who submit racist or homophobic entries at urbandictionary.com. It seems these creatures have nothing better to do sometimes than submit their friend's names in an akward entry that makes us all want to scream "Poaner!"
"This definition is definetly poaner; please help get rid of it."
by The Mitchell January 4, 2005
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Fuck Me With A hot Poker

The defintition of the word litterally means "I Don't Believe it!" or "Holy Crap!" It's simply an exclaimation used to suggest shock. The Phrase comes from the Movie "Live From Baghdad." Thats the only place I've ever heard it used.

This phrase can be taken literally and is often hilarious if people look at you strangely for saying it.
Guy 1: Dude! the internet is up again!
Guy 2: Well Fuck me with a Hot Poker!
Guy 1: Heh... no.
by ~dark_in_Stereo January 29, 2005
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pokerape

to be constantly attacked by wild pokemon usually while walking through a cave or the tall grass.
i was walking through mt. moon yesterday and i was pokeraped by hundreds of zubats! i lost all 5 of my pokemon and didnt even catch a single one!
by the pokemon master April 14, 2009
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poker face

me: how do you wake up lady gaga
nick: poker face
by ant-tony April 28, 2010
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Jiggery Pokery

A foul wizard swear in the wizard world. Banned by Mr. Albus Dumbledore.
"We're learning wizard swears like Jiggery Pokery!"

"Noooo, my grandma told me not to use such foul magical language!"
by Xioneville February 11, 2010
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