plank stack

An accident, usually a trip or fall, caused by varying degrees of planktitude.
1) Jimmy had a plank stack because he totally didn't see the door was closed.
2) Jimmy plank stacked his car when he hit the gas instead of the brakes.
by h1ppyj0hn October 14, 2009
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broken plank

During girl on top the girl leans back during climax and leans back till she heres his dick pop and breaks it.
i laughed so hard when i gave him a broken plank.I broke billiums dick!
by The 88 July 06, 2008
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Walk the Plank

To pull out into a busy intersection when making a left turn at a light so the people behind you have a chance to turn on yellow too.
We would make that light if that guy would just walk the plank for us.”
by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006
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Walk The Plank

In the game of beer pong when you throw the ball at the opponent's cup and the ball lands in the cup, but the cup tips over and spills off the table. The team's whose cup spilt has to drink two of the remaining cups on the table. However, you can't win on a Walk the Plank.
*Splash*

Bob: You two have to drink two of those cups.

Sam: No, you know you can't win on a Walk the Plank, I only need to drink one.
by pjizzletv July 19, 2011
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Partlow Plank

When you push your finger so far up a spotsyltuckian’s butt, they stiffen into a plank. The name comes from the fact that it is a Christmas tradition in partlow
Come here boy, I’ll give you a partlow plank!”
by SpotsyltuckyFacts2 October 07, 2018
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wood plank

When one's erect penis is flatter than it is wide.
Jordyn's dick was a wood plank!
by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015
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Plank Fries

Plank fries are logs, shit, turds, crap, fecal matter
you never want a helping of Plank Fries
by Mykill A October 17, 2005
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