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Pity Pancakes

When, the morning after a personally trying event, your parent or significant other voluntarily makes you breakfast out of sympathy.
Man, yesterday I was fired, failed a test, was rear-ended, and got a parking ticket... but today I feasted on chocolaty pity pancakes made from scratch! Thanks, mom!
by Felicific May 26, 2009
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Pity Fishing

Pity fishing is an action when the "fisherman" complains about something in there life just to get pity from their listeners.
Someone who complains about something just so others can here them to give the complainer pity.
Pity fisherman are also usually compliment fishers (see compliment fishing)
Facebook Status: "My life is so hard, I have to do everything myself no one else will lift a finger."

PatsyReader: "awww poor you"

SmartReader: "oh quit your PITY FISHING!"
by quiturbitchin December 13, 2009
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PITA

its an acronym for

Pain
In
The

Ass

This is what you would say if all the women in the world disappeared
Example: "Ever since the Apocolypse killing all the girls, its been a real PITA"
by Hugh G Rexction March 18, 2021
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Pitarate

a pirate who is sexualy confused. people usualy just call me Jim though. can eventualy become a birate
my best friend: shutup you fucking pitarate or i'll blow your fucking head off!

me: ok
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Pitcackle

For ones anus to have a "blowout" whilst in a scrum during a game of rugby.
You can't fool me, that was a pitcackle.
by StolenAnchor September 5, 2009
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Pity Hit

The act of feeling so sorry for a girl that you have relations with her, despite your better instincts.

Common when intoxicated and recalling the story later on.
Alex: "Man, I was so drunk I think I fucked that girl!"
Wes: "Ohhhh such a pity hit dude"
Alex: (sobs)
by 3319 March 20, 2010
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Pity Profiling

When someone who has no friends makes a Facebook profile. They have no friends to add on Facebook, so therefore they make fake profiles on Facebook to add as "friends", so it doesn't look like they don't have friends in real life.

It also works if a girl/boy makes a fake profile to be in a relationship with on Facebook, or if a boy/girl adds random people just to have friends.
How come she suddenly has lots of friends on facebook? Last time I checked she had like, two friends. I bet she's pity profiling.
by MJ1211 January 1, 2011
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