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piper porridge 

The want to consentually devour your partner(s) in a sexually and sensually delightful way. Oats may or may not be used in the process, but it will always end with two people living in a separate realities to one of the people in their lives that they find irreplaceable.
I want to eat them like a bowl of Piper porridge for the whole weeekend. I might even spice it up with some rhubarb this time round.
piper porridge by Trash Hair April 22, 2018
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Piper carr 

A two faced hoe that will get on your good side then stab u in the back ,extremely unloyal ,playes a ton of games ,and over all sees no problem with how she treats others
Man you better not let piper carr slide
Piper carr by Bigdicksavage November 25, 2018

Piper clown 

An arrogant man who says Piper down, speaking of himself in 3rd person, advertising his electrical and automotive skills and thus becomes Piper clown as the name Piper down is an indirect way of showing off sexual (unwanted) availability
My boyfriend advertised his business as Piper down, he ends up looking like Piper clown.
Piper clown by Dangen123$ November 30, 2018

piper eckart 

Piper eckart is perfect in every way. She is hot as heck and has a big booty. She is cute and it will probably be hard to stay mad at her for too long because of that.
Hi my name is piper eckart

Piper townend 

A nice person but can be mean . If you ask anyone she is the sweetest person you will ever meet. All the boys love her and want to date her. She gets ALL THE BOYS.
That girl is so cute

It's a Piper townend
Piper townend by Finn fuck June 25, 2019

Piper girls 

Girls that wear scrunchies on her ankle and has half up and half down hair style with nails done that also wants to save turtles but don't have a metal straw
Piper girls by Messy bun 190 July 28, 2019

Piper girls 

Piper girls are girls that want to save turtles but don't have metal straw and has nails done also wears scrunchies on ankle and truly believe she is one of a kind with either messy bun or half up half down hair
I wish to part of the piper girls
Piper girls by Messy bun 190 July 28, 2019