Clay Pidgeon

While a man is engaging in intercourse with a female, preferably from behind, right before ejaculation he proceeds to raise his hand victoriously above is head and while screaming "PULL" slaps the woman's ass with fury. As she runs in excrutiating pain, the main proceeds to ejaculate with incredible force in an attempt to knock the woman over. On every upstroke he makes a shotgun cocking sound effect and on every down stroke, a gun fire sound effect.

Man: "What happened to your girlfriend? Did she break her leg?"
Man 2: "She got clay pidgeoned!"

by Justin, Mike, and John September 16, 2004

shit pigeon

An idiot person. Usually someone who does something that crushes another persons feelings and makes them feel like shit.

you shit pigeon, you fucked my girlfriend so I am going to shoot you in the stomach!

by RickyPacific April 3, 2005

Pingering

This is the act of a woman, massaging a man's prostate, with her fingers... through the man's colon wall.

Pingering is the act of inserting a gloved, lubed and gentle, woman's finger (pad first) into the male colon. Finger pointing toward the man's bladder/belly, massaging with a come hither motion (him on his back, fingers pointing upwards), or a gentle forward and backward motion. Pingering is used to relieve the swelling of a man's prostate expelling toxic fluids that may cause prostate problems... also used for sensual excitement, in marital foreplay.
AKA "Prostate Milking" G-Spot Massage Sacred Spot Massage.
A practice, health measure, dating to the Ancient Chinese, Hindu's and Egyptian Pharaohs, insuring longevity of their offspring.

by AlyasSmyth December 28, 2009

Office Pigeon

A coworker or superior who flutters into an otherwise efficiently operating business, causes major interruption and commotion, shits on everything and then goes away leaving everyone with a big time consuming mess to clean up.

Someone distract the boss. We are still stamping out fires from the last time that f*cking office pigeon graced us with a visit.

by Skip Foreplay October 31, 2008

Pidgey-Drunk

Drunker than drunk; where unfunny is funny, unsexy is sexy, and the most excited of us pass the fuck out.

Man, I had to deal with some CRAZY customers this week -- I need to get Pidgey-Drunk tonight.

by EdJim February 11, 2010

pigeon

someone who is annoying and you simply cannot deal with.

This history teach is such a pigeon. The guy just rambles on and on for an hour and a half and then makes us write a paper on the Xiu Chi Min society. Teach is so dust.

by kenny chezney February 21, 2022

Video Pigeon

Andy Baron's sideproject that can't play Nectars anymore because he stole all the urinal cakes.

Andy Baron usually puts out slutty hooks with Dr. Hook, not video pigeon.

by T-Dog Jenkins July 22, 2004