Mirror Picture 

A tacky profile picture in which someone takes a picture of them self through a mirror. Can appear on any social network. Usually the default picture of those who are overly self conscious of their appearance.

My ex-girlfriend constantly takes mirror pictures of herself and posts them on Facebook. This is just one example of her gaudy attributes, which is why I dumped her.

Mirror Picture by YellowJellowBM February 19, 2012

talking picture 

Old fashioned saying for TV.

Dear lord, what a monager! This elevator has a talking picture. 23 Skidoo!

talking picture by Trevisaurous April 17, 2007

Pocket Picture

When storage of a cell phone in your pocket results in many unwanted photos. Usually completely black and just taking up phone storage space.

Dude 1: Man, I had my phone in my pocket all day and now I have an album full of Pocket Pictures!

Dude 2: Lame!

Pocket Picture by Brian Moreau October 10, 2007

spiderman picture 

When you self time a camera and just let it roll while you do thing(it is what Spider-Man essentially does when he needs pictures for the Daily Bugle, his thing would be fighting villains)

Dude, those spiderman pictures you took were so blurry, I couldn't see a thing.

spiderman picture by Matthew Gyllenhaal October 24, 2019

Blowjob picture 

When one or more girls take a photo of them from a high angle while smiling/opening their mouths, making it seem like they're about to suck some dude's dick.

dude, did you see rebecca and jasmin's blowjob picture the other night?

WHAT? link me, bro!

Blowjob picture by davver November 12, 2011

emo mirror picture 

Photos taken in the mirror by emo kids for their myspace profiles. The subjects usually have very sad faces like they are about to cry or sing a really wussy emo kid song.

"Look at that emo mirror picture on this profile, that kid is really sad."

emo mirror picture by meat eaters and vegan chompers July 9, 2005

lady picture show 

a totally awesome song by stone temple pilots off "tiny music".

Karen: what's your favorite stone temple pilots song?
Julie: Lady Picture show.

lady picture show by the only smart person in the world January 27, 2006